she was shakin’.

I’ve been working on some stuff lately. I wish I had like unlimited bandwidth though because I’m running out of places to play. I have already used up the ‘free homespace’ that my cable company gave me. (shoot, I need to pay that bill.) And i’ve gone digging through to find all my old websites I might have laying around.
I realized out of all the FREE blog servers I used, I liked blogsome.com the best. It was from playing around with those sites that allowed me to get brave enough to move into my own domain.

I’m still trying to settle into this place and figure it all out. I have made a few things to make things easier for new people dropping by. Check it! is a rundown on what Random and Odd is. I put up a Bulletin Board to post some important stuff. If you have stuff that you think should go up on the bulletin board, email me and I will toss it up there for you.

April marks the month that my cyber adopted sons, The Ruse, will be in Texas. If you are in Texas and you can leave the house for a couple of hours…go see my boys. You will not regret it. Tell them that MySpace Mom sent you. Get an autograph too…they will be HUGE some day.

It’s Tuesday and you’re all waiting for you SPF assignments…and I have gone through emails and I am trying to find stuff we HAVEN’T done.
It’s going to be weird this week…so just bear with me.

1. Your Washer and Dryer.
2. Your Robe (if you don’t have one of these…wait, how can you live without a robe? NO ONE should ever have to live life without a robe! GO BUY ONE!)
3. A flower (it’s sposta be spring remember?)

Yesterday Shea found some unused tatoos and she asked if she could put one on. I agreed, but it had to be somewhere no one could see it.
She walked up later and pulled up her shirt and there it was. A heart with wings of some sort.
“I couldn’t put it on my butt.” She informed me.
“You couldn’t reach?” I joked. She then drops her pants and says, “Nope, I already have a big butterfly on my butt cheek!”
American Idol is on tonight. Vote for Chris. Vote for Taylor. If you can only vote for one…vote for Chris. He makes my pee-pee tingle.

Kara is home today because she had 3 cavities filled and her face is all numb. I begged her to not put on Full House because I had just eaten and if I had to hear “HOW RUDE.” right after eating there was good chance potato soup was going to fly.
She put on “The Smurfs”. I use to like the Smurfs until after listening to Kara watch the show.
“God, they are SO mean. Greedy Smurf is gaining weight and the other smurfs are picking on him and calling him fat!”
“I think Papa smurf is gay…Vainity is SO gay. Do you think he’s gay?”
“WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING ‘SMURF’?”
“Mom, why does Gargamel hate the Smurfs?”

I finally snapped.

“I DON’T KNOW KARA! I’LL ASK THE INTERNET!!”

17 responses to “she was shakin’.”

  1. Snickrsnack Katie Avatar

    God, what is it with 12 year olds and Full House? My friend’s 12 year old loves that show and totally idolizes Stephanie. Well, until I told her that Stephanie grew up and turned into a meth addict and that she isn’t the best role model out there.

    As for the Smurfs, it is funny how I also used to love them as a kid and now I am totally annoyed by them. I read recently that the Smurfs are actually communists, that the color blue is like the sign of a communist regime. And the way they all have their own little job and are all treated equally and stuff – it is all part of indoctrinating kids with the Communist mindset. And that Gargamel is a capitalist. Now I don’t know if this is true, but if it is it would explain the Smurfcentric behavior of the Smurfs. Like constantly saying “That is smurfy!” Hey, at least it is an interesting concept! LOL

    http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml

  2. randomandodd Avatar
    randomandodd

    Okay…PLEASE JUST SHOOT ME NOW!! she’s watching “SWEET 16”

    I just keep saying, “OH HELL THE FUCK NO! SHE DID NOT JUST SAY SHE DESERVED A FRIGGIN’ MERCEDES! OH HHHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOO!

    This show pisses me off.

    BRING BACK THE SMURFS…Bring back the communist smurfs!!

  3. Lori Avatar

    You wannaa see a show that will rot your socks? Try “My Sweet 16” on MTV. Every one of those kids deserves to be shot or sent naked to the mall. Bunch of ungrateful shits.

    SPF- now I’m going to have to clean off my dryer.

  4. randomandodd Avatar
    randomandodd

    OH Lori…that’s weird…check the post right before the one you wrote.

  5. kami Avatar

    They still show the damn Smurfs?

  6. Michelle Avatar

    I never liked the Smurfs..even now when I see them I think they are evil. Maybe I had a bad Smurfing experience when I was little. Maybe Im abnormal!!

    Id like to watch the American Idol, and I have one question about it. With your Idol does the guy that comes 2nd become far more popular than the guy that comes first like they do in Aussie Idol??

    XXX
    Shell

  7. janasayqua Avatar

    I loved the Smurfs. I still have them, I have about 30 of them. Where do they still play the show? I wasn’t as big into the show as I was the little figurines. I could totally be a big dork collector if I had the time…ah but I do not, thank goodness, I’m just a dorky soccer mom with too much time to blog!

    Sweet 16…”Daddy’s Spoiled Girl”…”Simple Life”…yes, we love to watch spoiled rotten children act embarrassingly stupid. I don’t, why are these shows so popular??

  8. Lori Avatar

    Siily me I was thinking “Sixteen Candles” when I saw that originally. Which made me think of the other show….

  9. lawbrat Avatar

    Um, I loved the smurfs! If they were still on here, i’d so watch them.

  10. southernfriedgirl Avatar

    I don’t have a robe.

    Fuck.

    And I can’t deal with FH because John Stamos and that dipshit from the video show makes me want to shove knives in my eyeballs.

  11. Pissy Britches Avatar

    Ugh…chick.
    Did you say
    “HE MAKES MY PEE PEE TINGLE”

    Love that one.
    I about pissed my cotton panties.

  12. Susanne Avatar

    OMG – im laughin at Pissy’s comment… TOO funny!

    I watched the smurfs… I dont remember if I like them or not, which probably means I didnt.

    My kids like Raven, and the one after that… I cant remember the name.

    sigh…

  13. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    yesh! I am in the info page thingy!

  14. Nessa Avatar

    I think I’m gonna go see your boys in Austin on the 6th! I’ll tell them you said hi!

  15. kerrianne Avatar

    You KILL me, K. He makes your “pee pee tingle.” SO awesome.

  16. chrisitie Avatar

    Wait… Stephanie Tanner grew up to be a drug user?
    Really- lmfao! That’s funny.
    And the Smurfs are Communists?
    To that I say- so? What’s wrong with being a communist?
    I used to love the Smurfs- they’re so much better than a lot of the crap that kids are watching today.

  17. Memphis Steve Avatar

    Dang it, I forgot and now I’m not ready. I’m gonna miss another one. On the good side, you all can come by and see my face eating Vegemite. Yeeha!

    Sorry to miss again. I could have done this one, too.