Random and Odd

she was shakin’.

I’ve been working on some stuff lately. I wish I had like unlimited bandwidth though because I’m running out of places to play. I have already used up the ‘free homespace’ that my cable company gave me. (shoot, I need to pay that bill.) And i’ve gone digging through to find all my old websites I might have laying around.
I realized out of all the FREE blog servers I used, I liked blogsome.com the best. It was from playing around with those sites that allowed me to get brave enough to move into my own domain.

I’m still trying to settle into this place and figure it all out. I have made a few things to make things easier for new people dropping by. Check it! is a rundown on what Random and Odd is. I put up a Bulletin Board to post some important stuff. If you have stuff that you think should go up on the bulletin board, email me and I will toss it up there for you.

April marks the month that my cyber adopted sons, The Ruse, will be in Texas. If you are in Texas and you can leave the house for a couple of hours…go see my boys. You will not regret it. Tell them that MySpace Mom sent you. Get an autograph too…they will be HUGE some day.

It’s Tuesday and you’re all waiting for you SPF assignments…and I have gone through emails and I am trying to find stuff we HAVEN’T done.
It’s going to be weird this week…so just bear with me.

1. Your Washer and Dryer.
2. Your Robe (if you don’t have one of these…wait, how can you live without a robe? NO ONE should ever have to live life without a robe! GO BUY ONE!)
3. A flower (it’s sposta be spring remember?)

Yesterday Shea found some unused tatoos and she asked if she could put one on. I agreed, but it had to be somewhere no one could see it.
She walked up later and pulled up her shirt and there it was. A heart with wings of some sort.
“I couldn’t put it on my butt.” She informed me.
“You couldn’t reach?” I joked. She then drops her pants and says, “Nope, I already have a big butterfly on my butt cheek!”
American Idol is on tonight. Vote for Chris. Vote for Taylor. If you can only vote for one…vote for Chris. He makes my pee-pee tingle.

Kara is home today because she had 3 cavities filled and her face is all numb. I begged her to not put on Full House because I had just eaten and if I had to hear “HOW RUDE.” right after eating there was good chance potato soup was going to fly.
She put on “The Smurfs”. I use to like the Smurfs until after listening to Kara watch the show.
“God, they are SO mean. Greedy Smurf is gaining weight and the other smurfs are picking on him and calling him fat!”
“I think Papa smurf is gay…Vainity is SO gay. Do you think he’s gay?”
“WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING ‘SMURF’?”
“Mom, why does Gargamel hate the Smurfs?”

I finally snapped.

“I DON’T KNOW KARA! I’LL ASK THE INTERNET!!”