I leave the American Idol break down to Cat. Anyone that has ever read her AI weekly updates know that you don’t even have to watch the show to be cracking up after reading her reviews. I normally leave horribly long comments (which as you all are witness to – I’m not very good at), but tonight…I must speak out.
Shaun is the best person to watch this show with. He cracks jokes the whole time and he always says that one of the contestants LOOKS like someone or something.
I have a few things that give me the creeps while watching the show and it’s Ace’s crazy eyebrows that look like a caterpillar about to crawl of his forehead is the number one thing.
TAME THE EYEBROW BOY!
(I also need for it to be said, my exboyfriend (God rest his dead body in my backyard) is actual FRIENDS with Ace, grew up with him, IS A FAN and I can’t say anything bad. One thing though…how did I NOT meet Ace when I was in LA? How come I was forced to meet the strange ferret guy?)
Anyway…off we go…
Tonight during the show I realized a few things:
1. How come Tom Cruise hasn’t attacked Paula Abdul for her use of anti-depressants? CLEARLY she is on SOMETHING…and if anyone knows what it is…hook a sista’ up..PLEASE!
2. I agree with Simon Scowl about everything. EVERYTHING. The man is a genius.
3. Chris yelled at us tonight and I am not happy about that. Not one bit at all.
Every week Bucky does this thing that my sister called, “Crouching Llama, Hidden Tiger”. He can’t dance so he crouches. a lot. Tonight he changed it up a little bit and did this strange paralyzed leg drag. Shaun named it the Electric Llama. I think we will see a huge dance movement in the country bars…it will be done by hundreds of drunk women.
Elliot (The Goat) did this bouncing thing. He can’t dance either…and that’s okay…he borrowed the Crouch and put a little spin on it.
Now we have “Bouncing Goat, Electric Llama”
I see a Saturday morning cartoon in our future.
For those of you that caught Mandesa’s version of Mercy Me’s “Shackles” and you have never heard that song before. The song…IS REALLY GOOD. Her version, no so good. Don’t judge the song based solely on that performance. And the jeans. Oh Lord those jeans. I love Mandesa, GOD KNOWS I DO…but if she promises to never wear jeans again, I swear to never wear the John Deere sweatshirt again. Okay? Promise?
For those of that watched for the first time this week because I so nicely reminded you that the show was on. SORRY. BAD WEEK. They would all be going home if I hadn’t voted for Chris once twice three times.
It’s not up yet, but it might be later…but go read Cat’s blog.
(She has a little crush on Ace…cut her a little slack…she likes scraggly haired-crazy eyed guys)
And if you’re bored, Check out Taylor Hicks…before the hair changed to white.