• stuff portrait friday

    SPF

    Look up at my masthead, right below it is a link to the Stuff Portrait Friday page. See it? Cool. March 3, 2006 – Randomness Galore! your favorite jeans birthmark, mole or freckles your photo albums & where you store them note to Pissy: Every once in a great while I will put two posts up in one day…just for you…because you’re a stalker freak of nature that would rip off my arm and steal my handbag if I carried something other than a cheap Tim Allen toolbag. note to Everyone else: Yes, I carry a rather large Tim Allen toolbag. It’s the only thing big enough for my camera,…

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    Bad Moon Rising

    Some people like the rain. I’m not one of them. It depresses me. Yesterday it sort of snuck up on me so I wasn’t too bothered by it. Today I woke up to it all dark and ugly outside. It made me achy. I worked out on Sunday and over did the leg machine and I still hurt. I know, I know…drink water, stretch, alter days, blah blah blah. I hate working out. I do. I hate getting dressed to go to the gym. I hate driving to the gym. I hate the smell of a gym. I hate the beeping of the machines at the gym. I hate the…

  • My Brats

    Pick One..

    I have more than 5 readers so I should have NO PROBLEM pawning these brats off. Warning: They are SO loud. You must request that they do stuff 5 times before they do it. They come with dogs that pee in the middle of the hallway. They ask for stuff at every single store. They are SO loud. Each one of them eat thier weight in food. Video games will take up your whole paycheck. They wear your clothes and ruin them. They borrow your shoes, trip in them and break their ankles. You have to pay for the broken ankles. They are SO loud. Boyfriends calling. Girlfriends calling. You…

  • Random and Odd

    R & O Reminder

    Today is Renee’s Birthday. Sneak over there and wish her a happy birfday. oh and since Monday’s suck, if you want to play wishlist…today would be a good day. Comment Section Wish List… Body: Okay, here’s the deal. The person above you in the comment section makes a wish (“I wish I had a banana!”), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here’s the fun part: Your wish is messed up! Example: Renee—I wish I had a birthday present. KimmyK—Granted, but the birthday present is a IRS audit. I wish I had a new car. Dashababy—Granted, but it’s a Geo Metro that only…

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    Bringing the term “Soccer Mom” to a whole new level

    Because we lead the most exciting life EVER, we spend our weekends going to Chelsea’s soccer games. For those of you that are new to Random and Odd; Chelsea is the daughter of our Beautiful Friend, Lisa. She’s 15 and one of my favoritest people to photograph. She’s a good girl and she’s been playing soccer forever. Tonight the team they were going to play didn’t show up, but they had the field for 40 minutes regardless. Some of our kids went out and played with the team and somehow all the parents got out there. I have a new found respect for Chelsea, who goes out there and runs…

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    misunderstandings…

    I bit the bullet yesterday and joined a gym that only charges me $5.00 a month to try to break their equipment. If I didn’t start using it the day I got the membership, It would sit there unused for 2 years, so I had to go buy some workout clothes. After an hour with ‘Cita in Target trying on work out pants we decided that there is no ‘like’ in Lycra. EVERY DAMN DIMPLE IN MY ASS – EXPOSED! Today we went again. The promise of a coffee afterward is the only thing that kept me from throwing my cheap 2 dollar radio at the Buns of Steel woman…

  • stuff portrait friday

    SPF: Feb 23, 2006

    the inside of your nightstand drawer This was my grandomother’s magazine cabinet. I’m going to fill it up with important documents, but that would first require me to remove my ass from this computer chair. a good book you’ve read Good. It wasn’t GREAT. If anyone likes Jude like I do will read it though…and if you want it, send me your address and I’ll send it to you. your favorite lamp This is the lamp you would see if you walked through the front door and looked up. It replaces the tacky gold & glass one that comes stock in the house. Wow…this is the first SPF at the…

  • Random and Odd

    American Idol…

    You all love it when I post while medicated. I’m sorry, but i’m only a little bit medicated right now, but I did watch American Idol tonight and I finally found someone that LOOKS and ACTS like me when i’m medicated. Taylor Hicks. I love him. Is it wrong to love him so much? I’m afraid to go to Cat’s Blog and see what she has to say about my favorite. I will though. I will have to spend the next couple of months battling Cat about American Idol. I know her, I know she’s probably fawning over Ace. He’s cute, but he’s a Contantine throwback. I like the Vin…

  • Random and Odd

    The Ruse

    While on MySpace I get a lot of weird ‘friend requests’. I use to have in my profile, “If I don’t know you, don’t even ask. I’m not here to ‘hook up’ or ‘hang out’. I’m here to keep an eye on my five kids. Yes, FIVE kids. Turned off now?” A couple weeks ago I got a friend request from a ‘band’. I get those all the time. A band comes to town and they add all the locals of that area to their friends list so they can see that they have an upcoming gig. I went to the profile and checked out their pictures. I then emailed…

  • Random and Odd

    smile…

    Random Stuff before the post: **The picture from the last post was taken in Old Sacramento from upstairs and the girls looking up. Shaun then added windows because when you look at the picture, it looked like it needed some. He’s weird. **SPF: CLICK HERE I am still trying to figure out where to put all my stuff. Stuff Portrait Friday use to have a cool place on my side bar at the old place. I guess it might need it’s own room: SPF. **Links at the bottom right hand of this blog? GO GET FIREFOX! it fixes the problem INSTANTLY. and Ladybug–Dooce is always right about everything, so you…