Random, Random, Random…Keep the random coming…HOW ODD.

1. Medicated Kristine shouldn’t be allowed to blog. EVER. I don’t care how funny she is, she should not be allowed to sit in front of the computer and make sexual references with eye wiggles.

2. E Hollywood True Stories was brought to me by the Saint of Back Pain. I prayed and it was given unto me. An escape from the gripping backpain in the form of juicy details of Hollywood royalty. I pray each night to the Saint of Back Pain to bring unto me an E Hollywood True Story about Val Kilmer. Nude. amen.

3. Shaun bought me the last Harry Potter. He listens people. He does what you tell him to do. Will someone please tell him to kill the spiders in the bathroom and take out the trash too?

4. I talked to so many people that I haven’t heard from in awhile. My friend Skeie (pronounced Shaya…and yes, the one I named Shea after). Jessica who joined the army…crazy ass bitch. Zach, who I’m not sure I have blogged about…but one day I will. My friend Gordon called me this morning and we talked for a couple hours.

5. August 3rd. I’m on it. August 3rd. Boyfriend’s birthday.

6. Shaun is kicking me off the computer because I have been on for more than an hour and I will never get better if I am sitting upright.
Oh and you guys have his ass moving on some Holey Shirt designs. He redesigned the site again so he could make it easier for you to find stuff. You guys are awesome and when I get better I am taking a whole post dedicated to all of you that have bought the shirts, cups and thongs ;)

Enjoy the rest of your weekend and send more medicine..please…and Val Kilmer. Nude.