He might find it humorous….
After talking to a Random and Odd reader tonight, I realized that it’s not just my phone that was lost, but all the numbers that are important to me. Yes, it takes me 2 weeks to realize this.
Some of you were in my phone, but not as your normal name, because what part of my friends and life is normal? There is also numbers from people from my past, going all the way to birth (hi mom! hi sis!) that are lost.
Alright, so imagine being a punk ass kid going through my phone numbers:
Recovering Straight Girl.
Hooker Ass Bitch.
Bic
Sisserween
The Fonz
Dumb Ass
Dumb Ass 2
Too Tall
Z-diggity
Roo
Bear
Cat
BayliehBunz
Goose
Girl Goose
Don’t Answer
Wrong Number
YOU OWE THEM MONEY!
Utah
Bridezilla
MonkeyGirl
and so many other various numbers that I am going to grab my new phone (when I get one) and go to call them and go, “Oh yeah, some mutherfucker stole them!”
I think mutherfucker was one of the numbers in there too.