Random and Odd

Our Moment of Truth

After WAY too much time watching all 14 of these stupid videos, I still couldn’t figure out if it was real or a hoax.
It was all over MySpace so that should be my answer right there, but I am all about figuring out the truth.

Because I had invested all that time into reading about the show, stalking myspace pages for a truthful answer and googling everything I could I figured I would watch the show. I was already interested in watching it anyway, because I think I would do pretty darn good on that show. It’s pretty much based on MySpace questionnaires, just your attached to a polygraph machine.

Here were some of the personalized answers that I standardized so I could answer.

(first guy, ex-football player, married, no kids)

1. Have you ever canceled an appointment saying you were sick when you weren’t?

–Yes. In fact that is the top of the grab bag of excuses I have used.

2. Have you ever admired yourself in the mirror after taking a shower?
–Yes, admire as in looked and was like, “Whoa…really? My ass seriously looks THAT gross?”

3. Have you hit someone else’s car and not left a note?

–Yes and karma has come back to haunt me.

4. While you were in college, did you ever get a passing grade just because you were on the football team (or cheated)?

–Yes, but I have completely logical excuse for it.

5. As a football player (or in a gym) did you ever sneak a peek at another player’s privates while taking a shower?

–Yes. Boobs are like RIGHT there in your face. I wouldn’t say I SNEAKED a peek though. Tough one.

6. If your (husband or wife) developed a flabby stomach would you encourage her to get liposuction?

–No. Have you not seen me OR my ex-husband?

7. Have you ever suspected one of your friends of making a play for your (husband/wife/boy/girlfriend)?

–No, not one of my friends.

8. Have you ever had sexual relations with someone the very same day you met them?


9. Is there something you have done that could cause (Husband/Wife/boy/girlfriend) not to trust you?
–Yes. Being where I have been that is always out there.

10. Do you think you delayed having children because you’re not sure if (H/W/B/Girlfriend)will be your lifelong partner?

— No. I can honestly say I never delayed having children.

11. Have you ever touched a co-worker/client more than was required of you?
— Yes, and I was forced to re-watch the sexual harassment video because of it.

(second guy–divorce father of 2, lives with girlfriend and her 2 kids)

1. Have you ever gone through a co-workers private belongings without their knowledge?

— Yes. I was young.

2. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy while attending mass/church?

–Yes. The pastor’s son was so hot!

3. Do you consider yourself to be better looking than most men/women your age?

–No. Absolutely not. I will when I am like 50! Watch out good genes!

4. Are you currently a member of the Hair Club for Men?

–No. Or Hair Club for Women…but if I could afford it, HECK YES!

5. Have you ever considered you might be addicted to gambling?

–Yes. I actually read the little pamphlet they have the casino and I answered yes to too many of the questions.
I’m also addicted to Dole Pineapple/Mango/Orange juice.

6. Do you have a bank account your (H/W/B/girlfriend) doesn’t know about?
–No. But that might be a good idea. ;)

7. Have you ever padded your underwear/bra to look more endowed?
–No. I hid behind an uncomfortably large jacket even in the middle of the summer to hide the fact that I had no boobs.

See that wasn’t so bad was it? As I watching the show and the friends and family of the contestants squirm around at the questions, I had to think: what would make my family and friends squirm?
—Yeah, there might be a few questions I wouldn’t want to answer just to fear them the embarrassment. I haven’t heard them ask it…YET.

I'm a lot of things, but mostly I'm just Random and Odd.


  • dashababy

    That last queston would be FALSE! Did you forget about the time you stuffed your bra to look 21 at Circus Circus?? You were 16? You won over $400 on the dollar slots. Ah good times. I watched the show too. It’s crazy.

  • Michelle

    I was going to take this quiz but then I read it and realized my answers would be NO to every single one except for 1 and 8. So I am kind of boring….oh well.

  • justme

    Not that anyone really needed to read this but…… found this lol. Dang the first video I saw a bout it freaked me right out when I first came across it though! I can be such a sukka sometimes! Then I figured….. its freaking on utuble, can’t be real lol.

    Cris Smothers
    (Monica Donovan)

    California native who spent her early years growing up near Big Bear and around the beaches of Southern California; A self-taught student of conversational Mandarin, who lived in Taiwan for a stint; Traveled extensively throughout Asia and volunteered her time to orphanages throughout China; After returning to Southern California, became involved with feeding the homeless in Downtown L.A and volunteered for the Homeless Coalition, raising money for a new women and children’s shelter; Around the same time, she began acting classes, studying multiple techniques taught by a variety of LA instructors; Attended class regularly for 7 years before auditioning for her first role; Has since landed featured, supporting, and lead roles in a variety of projects, including Bob Steel with Patrick Warburton and on Mad TV; Earned her first starring role as the deeply troubled Monica in the indie feature AmerAsian, a role that challenged her to repeatedly sustain heightened levels of emotion, dramatically exercising and broadening her artistic range; Recently wrote, produced, directed, and edited her first commercial for an LA radio station; Has worked as producer, costumer, set decorator, and hair & make up artist on various films; Will be seen in early 2008 in her upcoming breakout role in the controversial feature, If You Steal My Sunshine; Enjoys writing in her spare time, having completed two feature length screenplays- one a horror about attending college in Utah amidst the life of Polygamists; Hopes to one day raise enough money to provide housing, job training, and hundreds of new public bathrooms for the 90,000 and growing homeless in LA County, half of whom are women and children.

  • pat

    We all hide secrets, don’t we? Secret feelings, secret desires, secret past, secret cravings, secret compulsions.

    Mine are blogs!

  • Nicki

    Ugh! The volume on my speakers isn’t working and I can’t hear the video. Those questions were hilarious though. I’m not sure I’d want to answer them…

  • Connie

    I watched that first show. I think they take too long answering the question and then really long in saying true or false. The thing is they are not hooked up to a lie detector machine on stage. They already did that, so the person already knows what was asked and what they were going to say before they get on stage and on camera, so it is kinda hokey. It would be better if they were on the machine being asked the questions in front of their wives. I like when they say he lied and the screen lights up all red like they are in hell. I found the second guy ugly and creepy. I fast forwarded thru him.

  • Dave Vogt

    If I have any secrets, it’s just because I’m forgetful.


    In my defense on no. 8, I knew him before, we just hadn’t met-met. Y’know?