Random and Odd

I left the house!

27 February, 2005 /


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I went out this weekend. I know, pick your jaw up off the damn floor.
I admit it, I had fun. I think 50% was the company (hi tina!) and the other 50% was the people I got to watch and take video and pictures of when they didn’t think I was. I’m a mean son of a bitch because this morning I was cracking up as I downloaded these pictures.

Okay, let’s just get this out there: The women in Sacramento, California at a certain bar located outside CAN. NOT.DANCE.AT.ALL. Period.

Women were dry humping everything in site: air, friends, OUTSIDE HEATERS! these women were all about the grinding. They loves them some grindage. It was funny and wrong all the same time.

Don’t get me started on the “What Not To Wear” episode that could explode in that place.
WOMEN! STOP WEARING JEANS WITH BLEACHED OUT ASSES! ack!

MEN! STOP USING DEAD WIVES AS A WAY TO GET US TO SLEEP WITH YOU! ack!

IF YOU ARE SIXTY YEARS OLD, GO HOME! YOU OLD PERVERTED MAN! ack!

and don’t get pissed at me because I’m taking pictures of your friend who is flipping up your skirt so everyone can see your coochie. She was wrong with those pony tales. WRONG I SAY!

Oh and dude that was WAY too stoned to be out and about: If you’re butt is grabbing ALL of your pants and your asshole is eating them, PUT ON A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR…NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU DIGGING IN YOUR BUTT TO PULL THEM OUT!

I could go and go and go ON AND ON AND ON about the people that were out that made my night so much fun, but Shaun wants the computer.

Hope you all had a great weekend!!