Name Changes….

I was reading Ladybug’s blog today and she has decided, for protection purposes, to use alias on her blog. I love this idea, of course I am FAR too lazy to go and change all the names. I have a few names; my mom is ‘The Fonz’ and my sister is ‘mom’s second favorite’. I don’t do this to protect them because in all honesty, they could kick your ass if confronted. I do this because my mom likes to be reminded that she is the coolest person that ever was and my sister needs to be put in her place when it comes to the family pecking order. Just because she’s older and takes care of MY mom, doesn’t mean she’s the favorite. I’m the baby and the baby is the favorite. end of story.

BUTT (that is my contribution for Butts for Butterflies over at Dooce) BUTT, if I did have alias on my site, this is what they would be:

Tyler: Da Boy. He has been ‘the boy’ since the day I met him. I would call him “MY boy” but sometimes he is Shaun’s boy. Those times when he slacks off, plays video games all day, doesn’t clean the living room, eats at my computer, spends a solid hour in the bathroom reading video game magazines or whatever girl cosmo is in there. I know he’s reading because he will come out and say, “Did you know that if you don’t replace your mascara you could get pink eye?”
I don’t talk much about Da Boy because he’s just such a good kid that I don’t have to bitch about him much.

Marina: MO. She hates that name. I would call her Mo-Mo just to piss her off more. I’m such a mean ass sometimes. MoFina.

Kara: Drag Queen. Yes, she’s a girl…but if girls could be drag queens, Kara would be one. She sings ALL THE TIME. She’s dramatic as all hell, and NEVER SHUTS UP. I swear, sings ALL the time. When she’s talking to you, one of her sentences will be done in “Chicago” style song and dance.

Alyx: Lady Chatalot. She’s the shy one in the group, but once you get her going she won’t shut up if you paid her too. Shaun likes to tell her she’s over her ‘talking minutes’.

Shea: Hobo. This girl is GONE. She’s at the neighbors more often than she is at home. She LIVES in her ‘lucky brown jacket’. She wears it ALL the time and carries her purse no matter where she is or what she’s doing. She looks like she’s ready to go somewhere ALL the time.
I’m afraid when the neighbors move that they are going to forget that Shea isn’t really their daughter and try to take her with them.

Shaun: he who eats in my cars. I can actually think of a lot more, but this one is the one that comes to mind. He was “Turkey Hormone” because when we first met, everytime we would hang out I would fall asleep. I could call him “Shut Up Shaun!” but that sort of defetes the purpose of having an alias.

Me: Well, i’m just Random and Odd. I use to go by Keeton (my radio name). I am just Kristine. No trying to hide the fact anymore.

If you could give yourself an alias (I’m sure some of you already have one) what would it be?