Something Big:

Holey Moley!!! Damien had the 666 mark of the devil on his head in ‘The Omen’ (remake starting 6-6-06 in theaters…..great marketing gimmick). Kara has the lesser known decimal point mark of the Uppercase gods. Not sure what it means, but it’ll be gone soon enough!

Something small:

OK, so it looks like an ad for Little Debbie snack cakes or a bad Will Ferrell sports movie, but these little brats at the park are so cute. Plus the come in those IKEA looking vests for easy handling. We fit six or seven in the trunk and still had room for our lawn chairs. Visit a park near you.

Something half:

OK, so when Shaun gets to pick an SPF picture, this is the crap you’re gonna end up with. For those of you outside the Sacramento area, the existence of the Mullet Pigeon may not be common knowledge. Breed regular pigeons in trailer parks and feed them nothing but malt liquor, Corn Nuts, and hard liqour mixed with Kool Aid…..you get the Mullet Pigeon. When Shaun’s book of imaginary animals is written, this will follow the Hill Cow as one of his favorites.

Did you play?

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  1. Aimee - FutureFoodTVStar Avatar

    First Bitches!

    That pic of the kids is cute.

    I played.

  2. Catheroo Avatar

    Scary something big (and ouchy too)
    adorable something small, (I’ll take 2 of each)
    your half thing is a half-breed. :-)

    I played, yup!

  3. Samantha Avatar

    Do ya think you could pick me up a few extra of li’l ones next time you are out?? Just check for the 666 mark on them like an expiration date. I am loving the “mullet” pigeon.
    I Played and rememberd Kathys Birthday!

  4. Bente Avatar

    The mullet pigeon is hilarious!

  5. SuZan Avatar

    The kiddos are cute and I have to give Shaun credit, the mullet pigeon is indeed hilarious.

    I played too!

  6. xtessa Avatar

    i’m so gullible… when i saw the photo of the pigeon, i thought it was true. ehehehehe.

    i played!!!

  7. Michelle Avatar

    I hope I got it right, I played :)

  8. Cor Avatar

    omg, that is the funniest looking pigeon ever. i hear mullets are making a comeback.

    i haven’t played spf in a while, been really busy, got a new laptop and transfering all my work stuff has been hellish, now I’m dealing with pneumonia on top of that and have my daughters birthday party tonight.

    i promise i’ll play next week!

  9. LeafGirl77 Avatar

    Oh man, that mullet pigeon is crazy. I’ve seen a mohawk pigeon, but never a mullet pigeon!

    Happy Friday Kristine!

    I played!

  10. Lola Avatar

    Oh your Something Small is so cute!! (Even though I hate kids.) And I only thought the mullet pigeon was real for a second.

    I played :o)

  11. Army of Mom Avatar

    I like it. Little hellions on the soccer field are always good for a picture or two. I LAUGHED OUT LOUD with big belly laughs (easy, unfortunately, when you have a big belly, well, not so much a big belly anymore, but a big ass and big thighs, oh hell, you get the idea) …

    But I digress.

    I laughed out loud at the Mullet Pigeon. That just cracked me up and then the description of how you breed a Mullet Pigeon just made it better. I’m still chuckling.

    I played, too. I think I did pretty darn well, too.

  12. Torie Avatar

    mullet pigeon…te he he…
    Those small soccer players are awfully cute. It does look like it should be some sort of advertisement, though.

    I played too!

    Oh, and I hope everything goes painlessly with Kara’s hand.

  13. Caroline Avatar

    I almost thought that pigeon was real. Funny.

    I played.

  14. Jenie Avatar

    LOL That bird is too funny!

    I played too!

  15. fantastagirl Avatar

    I’ve never seena pigeon like that before. The kids are so cute!

    I played too!

  16. Cheeky Avatar

    GREAT Pigeon!

    I played! (cause I got me a new camera – woot woot!)

  17. wayward goddess Avatar

    I heart SPF!!
    I played

  18. christie Avatar

    I played.. sort of.
    I can’t stop laughing about the mullet pigeon

  19. zerodoll Avatar

    i hope never to see a mullet pigeon…

    i played too!

  20. TBG Avatar

    I played! Look at those cute Kiddos!

  21. TBG Avatar

    That mullet pigeon is a riot!

  22. Dr H.O. Potamus Avatar

    Sometimes…from Kristine we get a gem of a classic…

    to wit:

    “OK, so when Shaun gets to pick an SPF picture, this is the crap you’re gonna end up with. For those of you outside the Sacramento area, the existence of the Mullet Pigeon may not be common knowledge. Breed regular pigeons in trailer parks and feed them nothing but malt liquor, Corn Nuts, and hard liqour mixed with Kool Aid…..you get the Mullet Pigeon. When Shaun’s book of imaginary animals is written, this will follow the Hill Cow as one of his favorites.”

    Laugh my fuckin’ ass off …are you back on the good drugs?

    Dr H.O. Potamus

  23. Mainline Mom Avatar

    Oh I love that small pic. I can’t wait till Nathan is old enough for sports!!!

    I played!

  24. allismom Avatar

    I played!

    Happy SPF!

  25. Easily Amused Avatar

    OMG!! The mullet pidgeon has me ROTFLMFAO!!! I’m sooo stealing that picture, my BIL will just die!!

    I played too

  26. kami Avatar

    A mullet pigeon? Interesting. ;)

    I played.

  27. Lisa Avatar

    I’m finally up. The mullet pigeon is the greatest thing ever!

    I’m off to work now but I’m going to stop by everyone’s SPF when I get done working.

    Happy SPF to all.

  28. krista Avatar

    You are sooo good at having clear images in the foreground, and blur in the background. How do you do that so well??

    I played too. It’s here

  29. Sharon Avatar

    Of course!

    Love the pigeon, btw. It was a great shot.

    Sharon

  30. southernfriedgirl Avatar

    I played.

    The mullet pigeon is going to end up being featured on FUG Thursday I think.

  31. Kelly Avatar

    First time for me to play along. Loved the mullet pidgeon! That’s just awesome! lol

  32. The Kept Woman Avatar

    I think we have Mullet Pigeons here in Wisconsin too. If not, I’m sure we have Acid Washed Jeans Pigeons.

    I played and actually used my brain…thanks for the headache! ;)

  33. Uzz Avatar

    Excellent! I love the first one! I actually found a small amount of time to actually play this week, so make sure and stop by! Keep on shootin’!

  34. Jenelle Avatar

    LOL I love the narrative on the kiddies one.

    I played!

  35. Amy Avatar

    I’m up I’m up ALREADY! This was fun. The kids from Ikea are my favorite.

  36. The Merry Widow Avatar

    So I have to ask…what’s a hill cow?

  37. ultralame Avatar

    Nice pics. I played for the first time.

  38. Lori Avatar

    I played.

    Little kids playing sports are so cute. Love the Mullet Pidgeon.

  39. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    The Hill Cow is a specailly bred cow that is used specifically for the purpose of maintaining grass height on hills. The Hill Cow is just like a regular cow, only their legs are much shorter on one side of their body (depends if you want a clockwise cow or a counter-clockwise cow). This allows them to navigate the hills without tipping over and rolling down the hill.

  40. Carrie Avatar

    Okay, that pigeon is a riot! Those kids are adorable!!! I finally was able to pull myself together after reading the scary Christian woman’s stuff and got my SPF post up. Of course, I had to link to her as well.. hee-hee. :)

  41. Angi Avatar

    I’m in… great mullet!! ;) and Holy Moly!

  42. Kelly Avatar
  43. Monkey Avatar

    damn funny…

    i played this week…even kept it safe for work…you do NOT know how hard that was… :)

    peace…

  44. Monkey Avatar

    oh yeah…and you can update my link… :)

    peace…

  45. Sue Avatar

    I (we) played!

  46. kimmyk Avatar

    I didn’t play…but I cracked up at those lil kids.

    Too cute!

  47. shell Avatar

    OMG…that pigeon pic scared the crap outta me. It looks just like the one who decided to make her offspring on my balcony (minus the mullet though). However since she just got knocked up again I guess that makes her “pigeon balcony trash”. I bet baby daddy has a mullet.

  48. momthefonz Avatar

    Sorry I didn’t play, But Yo Momma wants you to call her NOW’ Please………….

  49. Kara Avatar
    Kara

    Hi Grandma!!!

  50. kami Avatar

    Ooooh, you are in TROUBLE.

  51. jayfish Avatar

    a mullet pidgeon?? that’s just crazy!

    i played

  52. Samantha Avatar

    Oh the things I will do for you!! At some point this week you climbed into my head and started chanting “BE CREATIVE!!!” and “PERSPECTIVE”.
    So can you tell by the monkey maneuvers I pulled to get a good shot that we love you?
    Ok… Can you climb out of my head now??…sore…ouch…stiff.

  53. Annika Leigh Avatar

    Hi,,,I played and what fun!! I look forward to joining in the fun and next weeks theme. I also have enjoyed spending some time this afternoon reading your blog.

    Peace,

  54. Dr H.O. Potamus Avatar

    Heck…the whole hill cow thing makes sense to me, could be..why not…not proven otherwise!

    Dr H.O. Potamus

  55. CameraDawktor Avatar

    I played! That was totally fun!

  56. Rosei Avatar

    I played, Kris! And I got it on time finally *lol* Loved your pic of “smallĀ“s”; really cute!

  57. Steph Avatar

    Cute pics ! I played !

  58. delaine Avatar

    Awwww on the itty bitty kids. Yuck on the mole and that strange looking bird.

    I played.

  59. OddMix Avatar

    I made it under the wire with 33 minutes to spare (my time)! It’s still Friday and

    I Played!

  60. Annejelynn Avatar

    love those kids pics~! I’ve taken pics of strangers children before – I once had a woman ask me if I’d be willing to send her copies, if she gave me her email… she said she could tell I was “seriously taking pictures”

    love your pictures!

  61. Annejelynn Avatar

    p.s. I still don’t have my digicam back :(
    Cost me $120 to get it repaired… should come sometime – but not sure when :(

  62. Charmed1 Avatar

    It’s late and not my best, but I played.

    Great pics you 2!

  63. Dawn Avatar

    This is such a fun challenge. I look forward to see what’s new each week. I played!

    take care,
    Dawn

  64. MrsDoF Avatar

    AnneJelynn, I once got in trouble with a school principal for taking pictures of children on a field trip.
    When I got them printed, I sent the prints to the school, since I didn’t know the names of the students. I enclosed a note explaining, and figured somebody there would recognize faces.
    I gave my name so that if the parents wanted to know more.
    What I got back was a terse reply saying the pictures had been destroyed because they had been taken without permission. I should also destroy the negatives.
    It was a shame, really. The photos of happy kids were gorgeous, the mothers would have loved them, and no harm intended.

    At another time, I took pictures of workers at a construction site, while I was looking down off a bridge.
    When I got those printed, I left the envelope on the windshield of a bulldozer parked at the site.
    The business owner asked if he could use them for a pamphlet.
    We live and learn.