Something Big:

Holey Moley!!! Damien had the 666 mark of the devil on his head in ‘The Omen’ (remake starting 6-6-06 in theaters…..great marketing gimmick). Kara has the lesser known decimal point mark of the Uppercase gods. Not sure what it means, but it’ll be gone soon enough!

Something small:

OK, so it looks like an ad for Little Debbie snack cakes or a bad Will Ferrell sports movie, but these little brats at the park are so cute. Plus the come in those IKEA looking vests for easy handling. We fit six or seven in the trunk and still had room for our lawn chairs. Visit a park near you.

Something half:

OK, so when Shaun gets to pick an SPF picture, this is the crap you’re gonna end up with. For those of you outside the Sacramento area, the existence of the Mullet Pigeon may not be common knowledge. Breed regular pigeons in trailer parks and feed them nothing but malt liquor, Corn Nuts, and hard liqour mixed with Kool Aid…..you get the Mullet Pigeon. When Shaun’s book of imaginary animals is written, this will follow the Hill Cow as one of his favorites.

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