So an ex-blogger who will go nameless until she decides she’s coming back to blogging sent me this link to a blog.
She said when she read it, she thought it was a joke…until she started reading the comments. I read it, I thought that my ex-blogging friend who will go nameless until she pulls her head out of her ass and starts blogging again, was just an idiot because there is NO way that this could be real. NO WAY. I thought that until I read the comments.
So for you to understand why I am only a little bit whore; I don’t do frozen orange juice, but I sure the hell don’t fresh squeeze those bitches.
And now I give you, this link.
Tell me what you think…I mean, we now KNOW that women like this walk the streets, but I honestly thought they were like Unicorns…in the woods— hiding in a mystical cave.
*shaking head*
47 responses to “I’m only a little bit whore…”
You have got to be kidding me!
I am reading with my jaw wide open!
#3? He has a lot on his minds in the morning?
Just exactly how many minds does he have?
I am in awe. I can’t believe what I am reading. This is just crazy.
OMG…Did you read the one about the orange juice and the fresh batteries for the remote? HELLO….I only make sure ONE thing has fresh batteries and it sure the hell isn’t the damn remote!!
other than the “never initiate sex yourself” I think the list totally rocks. *ducks*
METRO! I thought more of you!! actually I thought either Nilbo or Scotty would have beat you to it!!
I though she was KIDDING, until I read her comments. SHE’S SERIOUS!!
You should read the one about raising the perfect children. She says you should beat them once a day.
I ONLY BEAT MINE ON SUNDAYS…i’m totally going to hell
Below is the comment I left on her blog…
Quote # 3
3. DO NOT be a clingy wife! Your Husband has a lot on his minds in the morning, planning out his busy day. Do not try to engage him in conversation about what your plans for the day are or other trivial matters. Always walk him to the door. Make sure to carry with you any of the things he has forgetton so he doesn’t need to go back for them. Offer yourself for a kiss, but if he is too busy to notice DO NOT POUT. He has a lot of responsibility and the morning is not the time for feminine hysterics.
This just goes to show you how much attention is paid when 158 people read your post and leave comments.
Just exactly HOW MANY MINDS DOES YOUR HUSBAND HAVE?
P.S. George Duh-Bull-Ewe Shrub is the Anti-Christ and he is taking us all to hell. Hope you are ready to burn. And I guarantee that Lucifer only serves Frozen Orange Juice.
you’re my kind of whore.
I just don’t even want to think of how unhappy and BORED this woman must be. I must SURELY be going straight to hell in this womans eyes. This little girl who thought she was just covering her bases by being raised half catholic and half jewish and respecting ALL religions…*sniff*.. Is really a whore!
I PROMISE.. It really is ok to work 65+ hours a week, let the kids make their own O.J. and bitch at the hubby when he walks through the door! Hmm could be why I have been divorced.. twice..LOL
WTF?? Crazy ass straight people.
Wow. That was just crazy.
okay… that, like handed me the biggest laugh of the week!!!
no. 13 was priceless. even my husband laughed at the hilarity of it, enough to comment, “oh my God! i’m married to a whore!”;)
just have to say – i was raised to be this type of woman…
too bad i was also born with a backbone that my mother could not break…
*sigh*
peace…
So that’s what I gotta write to get comments…
I couldn’t hardly bear to read too much of it. Was this written in 2006 or 1956?
I’m sorry, I had to stop reading fairly quickly lest I stick the needle from SPF in my eye and give me an unplanned lobotomy.
Holy freakin’ crap!
Scary ass people.
O.M.G. Do people like this really exist? Do they actually live like this? Good grief. Those poor children. I’m a whore and damn proud of it. And it looks like I will have plenty of wonderful company in hell.
What a froot loop.
It’s completely bogus. Go looks at the blogs of the contributors. They are definately not practicing what they preach.
Kathy and I are on the same wave length. I was laughing and thinking that it sounded similar to the 1950s home ec list on how to be a good wife.
Have a great weekend!
Well you know what pisses me off? That bitch got a 186 friggin comments and I have to post nudity just to get 100 comments. **shakes head in disgust** Stupid crazy bitch…
Oh and I’m a BIG Whore! I don’t even make CANNED orange juice. My husband can fend for himself for breakfast. And I initiate sex EVERY day!! My kids are going to grow up to be total heathens;)
This had to be written by a MAN!
I’m a whore and proud of it!
Damn, that woman is in need or serious medication. Or maybe Stepford is alive and well?
crazy heifer needs to step AWAY from the glue.
she doesn’t have 186 comments, half of them her own. could someone else calculate the maths for me please, i’m too busy planning something to do with toyboy and frozen orange juice, which is not mentioned in the golden rules.
Oh Fuck No! I didn’t just read that. What the hell?
Umm … you actually thought I’d post something in favour of a woman who says women should not initiate sex? God, you don’t know me at all!
That said, this is clearly a scam, designed to increase traffic and suck intelligent people into a stupid debate. The ideas are clearly inflammatory, and in fact I was itching to respond. And had I done so, the author would have responded by attacking me, which now gives me a personal stake in continuing the discussion.
Last I looked she (and the site) had raked in over 5000 hits on that one piece alone. They’ll start running ads soon, using their stats counters to set the prices.
Watch how the author subtly drags every visitor into a very personal argument. You have to admire the mastery of the technique. They’ll do well when the ad revenue starts.
Wow, looks like some commenters TRIED to give her the benefit of the doubt, and she shot them down with her Bush-issue rifle :-) Did you see the quote at the top of her blog? Apparently she thinks that’s wisdom? My my my…
Someday, Kristine. Someday I will pull my head out of my ass. I promise. It’s just that right now, I have my hands full with being a whore who just left her husband, works out of the home and engages in extra-marital affairs of the physical kind. Too.Busy.To.Blog.
But soon. ;)
I still think it’s a joke, well, not really a joke, but someone who is TRYING to piss people off. A blog troll who does it on “her” own blog.
OMG.OMG.OMG. I’m going to go home and lock myself in my home and never come out again. People like this are walking among us… that’s truly scary… :)
The whole thing is ridiculous. While well written, she is a complete hypocrite. She definitely does not practice what she preaches. I skimmed her blog and I’d really like to know what cult she belongs to.
I came here to grab the link to your site for SPF, saw this and got completely off track. I’m going to need a minute to let the shock wear off, then I’ll finish my post. :)
I mentioned this at More Chicken and Tuna, but I saw this ‘clipping’ in a old woman’s magazine a while ago.
Disturbing, but apparently appropriate for the time. It’s a damn good thing that things have changed because if I have problems, my partner is damn well going to hear about them… just as I listen to him.
Partnership? Hello?
This is the reason Christians are losing all their rights! Everybody thinks they are like her!
I am a Christian, but by her way of belief I am a big fat lazy whore! Hello…what rock did she climb out from under?
Since when is your salvation in question depending on what type of orange juice you serve your husband? Geeez!
My hubs will be pleased to know he married a whore. I think he always suspected though.
If I cared enough, I would have commented something like “Only whores use the word bullshit.”
Like she did in her comments. If she’s serious about this post, I’m sure her husband has at least 5 whores on the side. Who could blame him? Having so much on his minds and all.
I think I’ve read something like this before…. but it had a better punchline….
And now I’m off to break that last rule with some frozen orange juice…. or maybe white grape…. wouldn’t want to stain the sheets….
PHHHF! I didn’t even read past the first few lines. I KNOW how to please Jesus. Oh yeah baby.
Dude!
Uh … Dude-esse …
I would be shickled tittless for you to serve me FROJ in the morning. As long as you …
Sorry … I’ve been out drinking with “the boys.”
;-)
I think I’m gunna be sick!
I have to tell her, if I don’t call my husband at least once a day to bitch about something he calls me to make sure my rap loving heatherns haven’t tied me up…
AS for the “Never initiate sex” thing, believe me I don’t, how do you think I ended up with all these kids?!?!
I’m pretty sure it’s satire.
Can SOMEONE puleeze send me some FROJ? Which is an acceptable day to beat the kids if you’re a non practicing Catholic? (Judging from the clicks she metered from this group alone, I am certain it is a publicity stunt…F’er and the boat she rowed in with!
A good wife wouldn’t be blogging.
Wordgirl linked to this a while back. Scary stuff — it’s from a magazine in the 50’s.
MRTL:
That’s why I don’t want to be a ‘good’ wife.
I want to be a mediocre wife.
Oh my God! I am a little frightened that someone like this actually exists. I love that she is such a Christian women but has no problem cursing people out! Loco! All I can say is WOW and thanks for turning me onto this blogger. I will enjoying reading her and her comments.
It is a scam people – she is just trying to get you all going to get hits. Just like Nilbo and Andrea said.
I went to her site and then clicked on her profile and went to her other site. A few noteworthy points: The photo on her profile has naked legs – which would hardly be the photo a woman believing such crap would use. Also, on her other blog, she uses profanity and laughs about the hits she is getting on the article.
So, calm down – no worries. She is just trying to piss you off.
A list very similar – not quite so ridiculous of ocurse – used to be printed in Home Ec textbooks in the fifties (as many of your refered to) and has circulated aroudn emails etc for years.
She is just a blogging traffic whore, wasting people time and energy by duping them into fake arguments.
PS – real Christians (who actually understood and practised Christ’s teachings) wouldn’t say such crap!!
PPS – what on earth is wrong with canned frozen OJ? i mean i prefer Tropicana – but that stuff costs more than alcohol!
Hi there..first time here and I have been reading for while..I just had to comment on this though! Wow..and I thought she was kidding too but I guess not. That is just insane!
Hi there..first time here and I have been reading for while..I just had to comment on this though! Wow..and I thought she was kidding too but I guess not. That is just insane!