We took Kara to get her mole removed yesterday. As I was parking the car something totally stupid happened. I forgot how to park. I proceeded to smack into a park car as I was pulling in. The other car was about 4 stories high and made of steel so there wasn’t even a scratch on it. MY CAR on the other hand now looks all ghetto with a buckled up front.
What I learned from this: My next car is going to have a metal bumper that goes all the way around it just like the one I hit. ALL HAIL THE METAL BUMPER. If you don’t have a metal bumper, but have a lame ass plastic one that comes standard on mini-vans…pull it off and replace it with a metal bumper. Have I made myself clear on the metal bumpers? GO GET ONE.
The mole can not be removed. It has to be done by a plastic surgeon. Is it so wrong to wish for a doctor that looks like Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck?
She did have a wart on her hand removed. As soon as he pulled out the stuff to do it, she grabbed Marina’s hand. Awww. This week they are getting along.
As the day came to an end I just wanted it to be over and to be home…and when I pull up in front of the house I find out that the little shit ass dog bit the neighbor girl. Well, she nipped at her because according to the stories from another adult that was there, the kids were taunting her. REGARDLESS, the dog shouldn’t have been outside at all. Shea asks me EVERYDAY and I tell NO. I explain why and she sulks off like I beat her or something.
She waited until the day I wasn’t home to take the dog out. Our court has like 15 little kids in it and I guess they all thought that the dog was cute and wanted to hold it and play with it. To Shea, she has all the kids wanting to play with her and her cute dog…to the dog it was an anxiety attack waiting to happen.
I blame myself for this. Maybe if I was better christian wife, I would have been home serving my man and squeezing orange juice. No, I was out getting warts removed from my daughter’s hand…clearly a vanity issue we have.
The neighbor dad was cool, but i’m sure the neighbor mom wanted to kill me. I don’t blame her. I would kill me too. They had to take their kid to the hospital for a shot ‘just to be careful’ and then they were going to have to fill out a report against my dog.
I think when the cops come I’m just going to say she belongs to this nice lesbian couple up in Oregon. She wanted that dumb ass dog anyway.
I had to go over and check on the little girl and I was still all upset about the car so I burst into tears on the walk over. I finally had snapped. I’m still in ‘snap’.
I’m currently NOT answering the phone. Sorry mom…I can’t talk without bursting into tears. I’m okay. Everyone’s okay…but opening my mouth and talking isn’t a good thing.
Tonight Shaun is taking me to see The Ruse play in Davis. If you live anywhere near Davis or if you live a million miles away from Davis…you should come out and buy me a drink. We can hang out and oogle the good looking band members.
You have to behave yourself though because the guitar player’s real mom reads my blog. I think she would say, “Look, but don’t touch.”
typical mom.
Let me know if you can sneak out and come see my boys…you’ll be able to find me, just look for the jacked up mini-van!
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27 responses to “i’m okay..mostly.”
I would go to Davis and buy you a drink, but I’ll be too busy being a whore.
Sorry for your day, seriously. I’ve had that week myself and it’s all I’ve been able to do to just get up each morning and function. Once I get insurance again, my doc better refill my Xanax prescription or all hell’s going to break loose.
Bring on the little “happy” pills!! Sorry for your day sucking so much ass! If my dog nipped someone I would just curl up on the floor and cry..not knowing what to do. Glad everything is working out.
Thanks for letting me have the mullet picture! :)
Oh Kristine, sounds like a stressful few hours.
I hope your evening with the Ruse does you some good. If I lived anywhere near you, I would totally come out and buy you a drink….or seven.
Take care!
easily amused: I AM. I’m total fetal postition right now. I can’t take anything though because I have to pick up the kids from school. So I sit here with this weight on my chest and wait for 3pm so I can take something.
leafgirl: I would totally take you up on at least 6 of those drinks!
You know, if you had been replacing the remote batteries and NOT initiating sex, this never would have happened, you whore.
;)
Sorry about the dog problems. Sounds like Shea needs to learn to listen a little better. Maybe this will be a good lesson.
I wanted the dog worse than that b RSG did.
:)
Now go get me a beer you whore.
Aaaw, I always adore your pcitures. You tell a story so well with them, every damn time. JEALOUS!
Be happy, woman. You make so many other people happy just being you, so you deserve it.
*hugging you and punching your arm playfully*
i dont want the dog…
sorry it nipped the kid…
hope you finally took your pills… :)
peace…
Sorry you had a bad day chick! Too bad I am across the continent, I woulda bought you a cupla drinks! Come visit my ne blog at http://www.dirtylittlesecret.blogspot.com
PS I love this new site of yours, very stylish!
I like that photo…sorry that a surgeon has to remove the mole – but at least he was honest with you.
I had a bit of a freak out on my blog today. Why is it than men never get this way? Arg.
Maybe she could get Dr. McDreamy to remove the mole. Surely a brain surgeon could do that, no?
oh I am so sorry your day was so crappy. Hope tomorrow is a better day and the girls getting along is awesome!
ask them about the crazy chicks they met in Austin!! bass player is HOT!
Blonde guy? He was my favorite!! I loved taking pictures of him!!
Did you get pictures Nessa?????
Man I wish I knew earlier, I would totally drive up to Davis and buy you multiple drinks!
I’m so sorry about your day/week. That sucks. If my dog bit a little girl, I’d be in jail right now (as my dog is giant and menacing compared to yours). I hope Shea learned a valuable lesson of “Why Mommy is ALWAYS right!”
Take care and try to have a nice weekend, mmkay?
Kristine, Nilbo TOTALLY cast aspersions on you over at my blog. For reals! I wouldn’t take it if I were you. ;)
I just want to say that you have such beautiful daughters and it always seems, in the pictures you take, that they have such strong feelings for one another. If this were the only thing you accomplished in your life…them being like that…it would have been a life well lived.
I also think the fiberglass bumpers are rather pointless.
Hugs and big fat smooches to you.
And I looove that picture of your girls. So touching.
I’m sending you HUGS, Kristine, and good weekend vibes.
Apologies for the double comments.
Beautiful photos.
And take a few extra happy pills on my behalf since I don’t have any and I’ve had a rough month.
I love how close those two girls are! More like best friends than sisters (and best friends can fight sometimes, so that’s OK too when they do that ;))
Sorry you had a shitty day, darlin.
((((HUGS)))))
awww, I think you’re a great mom for getting the warts removed. That is *very* important in my book :)
Got get a few drinks honey…It’ll get better. That’s the only way I make it through a shitty day. Drinks and a soak.