Suggested Reading

I love you all, you are ALL way too nice.
I will blog when my fodder is fixed ;)

So…maybe if you all suggest my mom, The Fonz, starts up a blog, she’ll get off her lazy ass and stop playing Bookworm on Yahoo and start writing.

This is the woman who I swear said these things:

“I love that new group, two boys and a man!” *boys to men
“I wonder if we will get after minner dents!?” *dinner mints
“Have you seen the movie with Whitney Houston, Still breathing?” *waiting to exhale
“You know what band i’m talking about right? The Farmer Boys.” *Hall and Oates (haulin’ oats is what she thought the name of the band was!)

She’s the funniest woman alive. Of course this is an example of what you will find if my mom started a blog….
my daughters, the bookends, they are the most beautiful two girls in the whole world.
Kris is the smartest and the most prettiest girl in the world. (she has to say this, i’m her baby)
Kathy is okay. She’s a bit of a brat and really a pain the ass most of the time and we just put up with her because she can make a bitchen cup of coffee.

No, she wouldn’t say that about Kathy…now known as, My Sister-mom’s second favorite daughter. She loves us just the same. RIGHHHHHTTTT?

Anyway, my sister-mom’s second favorite daughter has a blog. It’s much like mine…random.
I suggest you go there and read it and then comment because she’s an attention whore and needs more than most to get through the day. (You ready to kill me yet Kath?)
No really…she works harder than anyone I know and still has time to treat her family like we are the best thing in the world.

Next you can go to Shaun’s blog. He makes up stories about the Shea. Okay, I lied, he doesn’t…it’s all true…she really is that dramatic.
And someone please give him some idea’s on what to get me for Valentine’s Day. Maybe a new digital camera or something that sparkles. (The person who suggests he buys me glitter will be removed from my blog list and Kinja accont! —yes, that’s you Metro!)

Kevin…my brother in law…what a guy. He almost bit his tounge off just so he could have something to blog about.

Pissy britches…that name just says it all. Go see her and tell her to buy the new couches.

I love all my blog friends!

My sister-Mom’s second favorite daughter
dooce
Closet Metrosexual
Mrs.Prissy Britches
be the boy
tina’s tears
hells bells
sissychong
Clobber Blogger
fern canyon
airea
Girl A
GEORGE!
girl from ipanema
the fat housewife
she-nuts
KC
crazy us
Butterstar
Home Detention Lady

Go vist these people…and remember what Thumper’s dad alway said:
“If you can’t say nuthin’ nice…don’t say nuthin’ at all!”

If I missed anyone, please don’t get mad…i’m still healing.