god is jack bower and he is mad.
on friday shaun and i went to hollywood video to pick up some movies. i have been good lately by avoiding chick flicks, but on friday i broke down and got ‘elizabethtown’.
we watched it last night.
it was the master of all chick flicks.
Shaun watched it against his will. He had to, my legs were over his lap. that means…stay.
he watched it while 24 was tivo’ing in the bedroom.
there are things you don’t mess with in the universe…jack bower is one of them. he knew shaun wasn’t watching and thus started this universal swirl that i am calling my life.
this morning i woke up with my head weighing a ton.
my black and decker coffee pot spit coffee everywhere and then died.
the dog peed on my new ikea carpet.
i have to go through each post (900-1000) on this blog (and it takes forever to just shut ONE off) and turn off comments because spam people suck. suck. suck.
i have had to delete over SIX HUNDRED spam comments.
my head…hurts. bad.
i have a fever.
tyler left his bedroom door open on the side of the house and his dog body slammed the door until it opened and then chewed everything up in his room.
i hate jack bower. i hate chick flicks. i hate that damn dog.
22 responses to “punishment”
I love me some Jack now!! But I can’t believe it’s the president…that puss.
I didn’t like Elizabethtown all too well. Good movie, but not what I thought would happen.
Sorry to hear you’re sick and your dog pee’d on your carpet. That always bites. I hope you feel better soon!!
I’m definitely thinking that you should just let him do his own thing next time. Sorry to hear that you day turned out so shitty!
((((((((((((((HUG!!!!!!!)))))))))))))
Love you!
Better day tomorrow..mmmmmkay?
You are not ripping on Jack. He da man.
Damn dog.
Don’t mess with Jack especially for Elizabethtown (yuk)
Man, that sucks big time about the spammers. You have to go through each comment? What a pain in the ass. I am sorry about the dog. If it makes you feel any better, the cat hucked up in the hallway and I stepped in it with my bare feet. Can we say, PUKEY? I don’t know Jack Bower, but I can hate him for you. Chick flicks, I like but dog peeing on your new carpet is like one of those days when you wished you didn’t get out of bed.
Hang in there. Tomorrow will be better, right?
Nothing really constructive to add except to say I hope the day gets better for ya!
WWJD?
What would Jack Do?
Feel better soon.
Maria
Don’t worry about the carpet. Jack was just breaking it in for you. :)
I have several friends who are completely under the spell of Jack. His powers are strong.
Hang in there!
Jaysus, when it rains it pees, Kristine.
Hope today is better for ya.
Ok, and you forgot to mention that “Elizabethtown” is the most silly, the most ridiculous, the most hey guys! let’s give the elf from Lord of the Rings a deep, serious-sounding monologue and just go from there! and no where else! sort of movie. But because of stupid spammers, and the fever and all, I’ll forgive you. I’m gracious like that. ;)
I hope you’re feeling better today. And Jack needs to leave you alone and get back to work. He’s got a world to save. Priorities, Jack!
My carpet isn’t new, nor is it from Ikea, but this morning when I opened my door, I was greeted by cat barf. I feel your pain.
24 comes at the time of my evening class.
My son watches Jack at his friend’s apartment. It must be along the line of a male bonding action show, because I have never wanted to follow the storyline.
Is there a plot?
Our cat upchucked on the back porch.
Very gracious of her, doncha think?
Since I don’t have the hose connected yet (fear of frozen pipes still looms another week or so) I just tossed a small bucket of water then picked up an old broom and swept the mess away into the grass.
Last I looked some bugs and ants were having a picnic.
Your next few days simply must get better from now.
I’ll cross my fingers for ya.
~~love and Huggs, Diane
Ordinarily I wouldn’t nitpick about this, but I think it’s Jack Bauer, not Bower. I only point this out because Jack Bauer would probably shoot you in the kneecap for getting his name wrong, and no one wants that.
It will be a better day tomorrow…I will be thinking about you.
I want me some Jack! Kevin stood up the other night and yelled “Rooaaaar, yaaahhh c’mon Jack Bower (Bauer, whatever!) c’mon save the world Jack YOUU caaan dooo eeet!”
Omg i wanted to pee my pants! No i really did!
Feel better! More meds.
…oh, and a hug, too!
Shelli-B
I hope you’re feeling better today, Kristine.
What a difficult string of events. On days like these you just want to start over!
*HUGS* Hope you are feeling better and having a better day!
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