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It’s time to announce this weeks Stuff Portrait Friday. (In my head, I just sounded like the guy from The Price is Right)

This is going to be…Truly Random

Your Kitchen (I want to see if i’m the only one that doesn’t bleach their wood….oh that sounded kinky)

Your handwriting.

Something Random.

Yes, this week is going to be easy for you guys. I hear ya’all complaining that I making it too hard on you.

One day this week when I’m not chasing down the new dog demanding that it drop the damn toilet paper or harassing the Not-Hot-Loan-Guy, I will put a little tracker on my blog that shows who has the right to smack talk because they kicked ass on our football picks.
Last week, SOMEONE kicked ass and hasn’t even begun to smack talk…now If I had picked that many winners I would be prancing my ass around here talking ALL sorts of smack.

Oh, and Merry Widow is looking for a man. So is my mom. Metro has a car that a wife would look good in. I said I would look good in it, but he said I would have to get permission from Shaun first.

Whoa-HOLY HELL the coffee just kicked in.