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This week:

August 26

I would like to think it’s my neighbors next door. These people are so mean. They call the cops on you if your hedges are too high. Just a bunch of pricks. This is of course what we call them around here.
“Did you hear the Pricks are going out of town?”
Once I was talking about them and for the life of me I couldn’t remember their real first & last names. We have been calling them The Pricks for so long.
And no, i’m not one of those people that talk nice to their faces and then hate them behind their backs. After 3 years of them picking on me and calling the cops everytime I forgot to bring my trash down, I totally ignore them. We could be standing in the same street and I won’t talk to them.
BUT…to be fair: I’m not the best neighbor either. I was a single mom for so many years and the last thing I was concerned about was ‘lawn care’.
So, I give to you: The Neighborhood Eyesore: My little tree in the front yard.

We can’t keep the wood things up or the weeds out.

Bad Ass Coffee.

I tried it…it’s not THAT good.

Anyone else play?