Something Short and Funny….

Shaun insisted that I post something funny today. He said I was way too stressed out yesterday. That boy has a keen sense of the obvious.

“Like what?” I asked.
“Don’t care. Something short and funny.”
“So, like…..?”
“Don’t care. Something short and funny.”
“Should I tell them about the dream I had yesterday about my new boyfriend, Vince Vaughn and how we were hanging out with Steven Spielberg at an amusement park?”
“Yeah, you do that.” eyes rolled on that one.
“Can tell that I had a dream that I was dating this one guy and I found out that HE was actually a SHE and I had to decide if I was going to stay with HIM/HER and except that he was actually a she? It was so weird Shaun, it was a big guy, like the guy on Seinfield…Elaine’s boyfriend. THIS guy was HUGE. He had boobs though. He came walking out in a bra. It was horrible.”
He was quiet for a moment.
“Kristine, you have told them you’ve had dreams that contained a magnetic penis, you really can’t shock them anymore. They already know you’re odd.”

Yeah. I guess they do.

This is another picture from the night of Pictionary. What is this?