SPF Ride On….

Okay, I need to get out of the pissy mood I am in and just focus on the positive.

SPF – Let’s go Bye-Bye

1. Your Ride: Show us your wheels. What you use to get around. If you don’t want us to see the whole car, van, SUV, (or in my MOTHER’S case…BROOM) then just take a picture of your favorite part of your ride. If you don’t have a vehicle, get creative.
–inspired by Circus Kelly’s pimped out minivan

2. One Mile Away: Drive away from where you live and take a picture. What kind a view would we have if we were in your hood? (The word “hood” inspired by HDL)

3. You’re favorite part of where you live: Show me you’re favorite place. Is it Starbucks, a really cool park? Is it the green grass that lines the sidewalks or the big tall buildings?

I think this is inspired because I WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!

Feel free to copy and paste the above (well except the part where I cuss and insinuate that my mother is a witch THAT PUTS CURSES ON HER FAVORITE DAUGHTER) and put it on your blog. Encourage your readers to play along.

Now I am going to light a big fat doobie and drink a bottle of Merlot. There is no medication that can calm these nerves.

Yes, the room is finished, but I can take no more pictures…I have no fingernails left because I have been clawing my own eyes out.

I might need to switch to Tequila and Crack Cocaine.