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This week was harder than I thought it would be. How hard could it be? I am living with a man that is stuck in the 80’s. It was hard.

I couldn’t decide what I kept from the 80’s. I couldn’t find my Dukes of Hazard matchbox car set I have. No seriously…I have one.
Here is my diary from 1986.

Internet, meet Matt Chestnut. This my first boyfriend. He was like 5 foot tall and The Fonz used every opportunity to tell me how dorky we looked together. I was like 5’7 in 7th grade.
I was certain that this boy was going to be the father of my children. We were going to raise our 3 children to be perfect little Raider fans and live in Shingletown forever. He was going to be the PE coach and I was going to write stories for teenage girls. Oh gag me with a spoon!

Here’s just ONE page from this diary that reads much like a conversation with my 12 year old. I couldn’t post the other pages because…dear God I was so stupid then! I will post for you my ‘Shit List’. If by chance you went to 6-9th grade with me and you’re name is on this list…no worries, i’m PRETTY SURE I’m over whatever it was that caused you to get put on this list.

Next up is a movie from the 80’s. My favorite was Real Genius with Val Kilmer, but I don’t own that movie. I use to until the Fonz couldn’t take it anymore and probably buried it somewhere in the middle of the forest and rejoiced that she would never have to hear that movie played at 7am when I was getting ready for school.
I picked a movie that I still have. (Shaun is making me get rid of all my VHS movies)
This movie I can watch over and over and over and never get sick of it. The Fonz will laugh until she pees over the part, “Back in the Bowl!”

I did buy HEATHERS because IMHO is one of the best movies. “Oh Fuck me running Heather! What is your damage?!”Pictures of me from the 80’s. You’re not drinking anything are you? Put it down, this is painful.

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