I didn’t name this blog “Random and Odd” for nothing…

Did you know that they have recently put something in watermelon that will give you heart burn so bad it will feel like someone punched you really hard right between the boobs?
I say ‘recently’ because I use to be able to eat A LOT of watermelon and it never felt like Freddy Kruger was trying to escape from my chest.

Mom, I’m really sorry for making fun of you the last time I was up there and you were burping like Homer Simpson and mumbling stuff about ‘watermelon’. I had no idea how bad it hurt. Forgive me?

Laying in bed last night I realized in my life I am going to marry a doctor. I am going to marry a doctor that can get me good pain killers for my back and heartburn medicine that will allow me to eat as much watermelon as I want. He will also be able to fine tune all the other little things I have going on. Then I remembered that I promised to marry Girl From inpanema in my next life. It looks like I am going to be doctorless for the next 120 years.

While trying to fall asleep I heard this horrible noise coming from the laundry room.

“Shaun…what ARE you drying in there?” I ask.
“It’s Tyler.” he answers.
“You put Tyler in the dryer?”

and that my friends is the odd part of this blog.