She’s Broked
Shaun here. I was supposed to start blogging again, but then everyone’s favorite toe-sock model went and threw her back out. So I’m the substitute here today. Don’t try getting away with not doing your regular work, or getting out early. I’m the substitute you hated in third grade!
I’m not sure I want to know what happens when she visits her mom and sister that brings her home home with injuries!! Thanks to everyone for their nice words, but her ass is duct-taped down to the bed(this time for purely non-sexual reasons) for a day or two. I’ll be sure to keep her updated on stuff, and of course will pass along any medicated rants or pictures I can get of her. Oh, and any ‘get well’ baked goods should probably be sent to my attention so I can, uh, make sure they, uh, get to her.