The way I see it…

I went to go see 5 Year Engagement with Jason Segal and the way I see it, he owes me that money back.

In 2003, My boyfriend at the time and I went to watch Ben Affleck in Daredevil and it was so bad that my boyfriend broke up with me.  Well, that’s not exactly why we broke up, but it was the clincher.   For a long time I blamed that movie and had I thought it would work, I would demand he give me my money and shattered ego back.   Then him and Jennifer Garner got together because they were in that lame movie together so I forgave Ben and chalked it up to fate and if my 8 bucks means that he has a lifetime of happiness then it was worth it.

So here it is. I forgave Jason for The Muppet Movie because even though he pounded us on Twitter about going to see it, I have always been a fan of The Muppets and you can’t really get too mad at someone for a lame movie that involves hand puppets. That one was on me. I fell for it hook, line and sinker.
This movie though was HORRIBLE.  I felt like I was having to actually sit there through the whole 5 years.  I may never forgive him.