Where to shove it…

You’ve said it, I know you have; Just ONE more thing. I don’t mean that in the grocery type way, I mean it in the GO AHEAD…do it. ONE MORE THING. type of way. You sing that song?
Shea is sick. She has the stomach flu. She’s laying in bed with me, rolling around moaning asking for a cure. Sorry kid, if I had it…I wouldn’t be trying to figure out how to get the black licorice flavored vomit taste out of my mouth from throwing up all night. If I am going to be up all night; then throwing up; then getting stepped on while sleeping on the bathroom floor, I am GOING to start drinking because there is no reason I shouldn’t have SOME enjoyment if I am going to have the wonderful symptoms of a level 9 hangover.
I know that all of this *waving hand in the air at all the shit going on in my life…stuff I can’t write about* isn’t anyone’s fault but my own.
But really…one more thing. ONE more thing. Do it. I dare you to.