Random and Odd

Where I tell you about my family.

I just spent the last few hours watching Larry The Cable Guy and Bill Engival.  I’ve already seen most of the Jeff Foxworthy videos.
Shaun does not. not. not find them as funny as I do.
Me, I don’t even know it’s more funny as it is familiar.

Next week I am going to Redding to see my family. All of ’em. My brothers Barry, Jerry and Michael. My sister, Ween will be the hostest with the mostest.
This is actually going to the first time that Shaun will be with all of us at the same time.  This is where I take a deep breath and pray to God he doesn’t spend the next 20 years laughing hysterically at random moments.

Barry, he got out of Shingletown pretty early so he doesn’t sound as redneck as my brother, Jerry.  Those two get together and it’s going to be funnier than the Blue Collar Comedy hour.  Throw my brother, Michael in the bunch and the laughing is going to hurt.  My sister likes to joke that Michael can’t travel outside the county line because he can’t hear the bangos anymore.

I’ve been charging my video camera since I was told everyone was going to be in Redding next weekend.  I have 2 tapes ready to burn with images of my brothers falling back into redneck mode and talking like they don’t have a brain between the three of them. 

Next week, Random and Odd is going to mostly video of 5 idiots laughing at each other when someone says, “Go jiggle the handle”.