Random and Odd

I’m an Aries

8 March, 2005 /

It’s nearing my birthday.

On March 24th I turn 33 years old.

After 30 my birthday I was happy because at the time I was dating someone that was much older than me. After 30 I dated someone that was much younger than I was and instead of feeling like an old hag, I started feeling like I was finally mature.

I’m turning 33. It just has this weird ring to it. I never had a problem with any birthday before this…except my 13th where I nearly chopped my damn finger off trying to get my sweatshirt to be like a Michael Jackson glove.

Thirty Three.

It’s going to happen. Someday someone is going to ask me,

“So how old are you?”

and I’m going to either have to scratch their eyes out or say,

“I’m 33”

I just can’t lie about my age. (Thanks mom for that whole, ‘liars go to hell’ complex you gave me!)

I’m going to spend my 33rd birthday in a mini-van with five kids driving 8 hours to Disneyland.

Feeling old much?

It’s okay though…when I get sad I will just pull my camera a little bit closer to my chest like a baby and whisper, “If I were 22 I would have never been able to afford you!”

My Birthday Wishes:

  • I want my brother in law to be happy again.
  • I want my mother to admit that I am her favorite. right here for all the world to see.
  • I want Kathy to sit at the big desk in her own office.
  • I want everyone to visit someone’s blog this month and add them to their list & comment on their blog. Adopt a Blogger Month. Bring people to their site. Say nice stuff. Pick someone that doesn’t get much traffic. It’s a nice thing to do.
  • I want someone to fix my mom’s SUV so she has no excuse not to come see me.
  • I want to hear you all sing the Oscar Mayer Hot Dog song.
  • I want to dive again soon. I want to see air bubbles floating up to the top of the ocean (and not the farting kind of bubbles either)
  • I want you go to read Shaun’s Blog today, it’s fucking hysterical. Shaun as Ryan Seacrest!
  • I want some Random and Odd CD’s made by my bloging friends to listen to in my van.
  • I want the guy who got his nads chewed off by that monkey to be okay.
  • I really really really want a shower CD/Radio thing.
  • I want Shaun to allow me to wear my toe-socks around the house again, without ridicule.
  • I want those little flowers from my old blog when I use to do lists and not these ugly ass blue dots.I think above all the things above I want this one thing…
  • I want my friend Lisa to be healthy. I want her to be happy. I want her in my life for a very long time.

Did anyone else have any problems turning a certain age? What do you all want for your birthday. (no, you can’t have my D70!)