I’VE GOT IT!

Last night in an attempt to decompress I ran myself a nice hot bath and lit some candles. I grabbed my notebook and pen and headphones. I was going to sit in that tub until I pruned my worries away.
As I was pulling all of the supplies needed together for this perfect bath time soak, I realized I was trying to escape to a beach (something I have been daydreaming about for weeks)
Yes, this is EXACTLY what this girl needed.

During a bath I always get out too early because I make the water too hot. AH HA! I will go get the tall fan out of my room and bring it in the already cramped bathroom.

With everything ready; my soda, my 6 candles lit, mp3 player, notebook and pen…I fired up the fan making sure that the fan would hit the exact perfect spot on my face so I would be cool through out the hot bath.
What I forgot was, the fan was set to osculate. It blew out all the candles leaving the room smelling more like a camp site than the beach setting.
I fixed the fan, re-lit the fan and climbed into the bath.

For the next 5 minutes the fan blew candle smoke in my face. After the smoke smell subsided, I could smell nothing but bathroom.

Alrighty then. Time to give up the ghost and get the hell out of the tub. Before I could get out of the tub, a country song by Gretchen Wilson popped up on my Mp3 player. Redneck Woman. One of the lines in the song went something like this:
Victoria Secret, there stuffs real nice, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price and still look sexy.

Now this is where my brilliance kicked in. Victoria Secret should come out with a line of panties and bras called “REEL NICE”. And instead of the cutsie pink and sexy black lace they go OUTDOORS style. Imagine this; sexy camo thong with a pushup bra to match, in between the nice rack of boobies is the most adorable fishing lure you have ever seen (minus the hook)
A pair of panties held together on the sides with this super sexy fishing wire.
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS WITH THIS!! Aim the sexy gear around a ‘REEL MAN’.

I threw my idea out to Shaun. Seeing that he doesn’t own a single outdoor sporting device he looked at me like I was a freak of nature. Marina said I just have way too much time to think.

Oh well. It may never happen, but I do know this; CLICK HERE to vote for Danny Powell for the OUTDOORS MAN. This guy deserves to win!!

I bet he would think my idea was Reeeeeeeeeeeeelll nice.