Random and Odd

Easier Said Than Done

I’m watching the Today show and they are talking about ‘how moms can do it all’ and ‘how to stay balanced’.

This woman, who CLEARLY isn’t a parent, is talking about how to incorporate your children into the things that make you relax.

Do you see the oxymoron in that sentence?

She’s spewing this hateful drivel at me and I am about to throw my remote at the television.

:::INCORPORATE MY CHILDREN INTO THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME RELAX:::

There is NO way I am going to drive my kids to the casino so they can watch me pop a Xanax, swear and spend money, all the while smoking like a house on fire.

Oh hell no. I am a better parent than that! Shesh.