Random and Odd

I think I have two men…

That read my blog.

I’m not counting my husband though, because he no longer reads my blog.  My spelling, punctuation, sentence form and all around bad run-on sentences has finally taken its toll on him.   His perfect sentence structure can no longer co-mingle with my heinous slaughtering of the written word.

Mens no likey my bloggie.

It’s okay. The lesbians love me.  *waving to the carpet munchers*

*put down the eyebrows, you know I’m not picking on you*

I think I have completely ruined any chance of now getting any votes for the Blogger’s Choice Awards.

Yes, I’m medicated.