Random and Odd

My boobs.

It’s Saturday afternoon and I’m still in bed.

If you were to look to my left you would see a completely destroyed closet. (Cause: part anxiety attack, part anxiety attack)
You would also see my bedside table that is covered with just crap on crap on crap.

Directly in front of me is a pile of laundry that needs to be washed, dried, folded and put away.

To my left is my wonderful husband who had a tooth pulled yesterday.

If you look directly down, MY BOOBS!

There they are! Just hanging around waiting for some action.

Oh and my bangs are long enough to put in my mouth. It’s so totally sexy. You would be so turned on if you could see me right now. I have make up streaking down my face in an Alice Cooper kind of way, my stretched out pajama top is falling off my shoulder and my Peg Bundy hair is falling in my face. My breath…smells like I just (damn, I hate that kids read my blog) Anyway it involves the ball sack of Juan Valdez’s coffee-packing mule. Use your imagination.

Me and the boobs love days like this. Just hanging around…and sliding into my arm pit.