Chillin’ Like A Villian!
Today is really going to be the only day that I can sit in my bed with my hair in a ponytail and surf porn.
Tomorrow I start my panic disorder classes.
Wednesday I am taking the girls to ride roller coasters for hours and hours.
Thursday I will be puking from hours and hours of walking in the sun and riding roller coasters.
Friday my sister is coming to visit.
So today I am sitting in my PJ’s avoiding all responsibility. I am barking orders from my bedroom. I’m also waiting for the moment when all hell breaks lose and the children realize they are getting along.
Right now Kara and Marina are singing in unison. Kara is dancing with Alyx. Shea is surfing the web for pictures of white tigers and Tyler is being 16 years old (Meaning he is riding around with his friend in a car without an adult present)
Life is good today. If someone could just come over and make me a sammich, life would be perfecto.
Life is so good today that I am doing the happy toe curls and wiggles.
I better enjoy it because who knows what is going to happen an hour from now.