pornographic messages

Anyone in the internets knows my phone number. It’s on my work site. I’ve also given out my number to some of my blogger friends that will call me in a drunken mess and offer sexual favors (hi rsg!), during drunken blogger parties, and most recently ask for services of their own.

Kami, left a nice little message on my machine. You have to take a moment and think of Jim from Taxi when you read this, because I’m PRETTY sure Kami was stoned when she left message (or probably drunk, she’s such a lush):

“Hello Hope Photographers…this is Kami. *pause* I am calling because I want pictures of my boobs. MY BOOBS. YES, my boobs. Hi Boobs. *pause* Anyway, I live in Dallas. That’s in Texas. My boobs are in Texas. I want naked pictures of my boobs in Texas. *pause* You live in California. My boobs are in Dallas. I can come to California maybe. My boobs and I will come to California. You shoot with NIiiiiiiiiiiikonnnnnnnnnn. My boobs. My boobs want to be naked and pictured.

Okay, so this is Kami. I want pictures of my boobs. Bye. *pause* no flash.”

I was CRACKING up when I heard this message. It was the ‘no flash’ at the end that made me pee my pants.

Who’s the luckiest drunken phone call receiver? I AM!!

22 responses to “pornographic messages”

  1. wendy Avatar

    My drunk dial last weekend from a friend was not nearly as entertaining as this was.

  2. wendy Avatar

    Oh Yeah, FIRST!!

  3. Recovering Straight Girl Avatar

    I love Kami’s drunk dials. We’ve come to expect them on weekend nights!

  4. Recovering Straight Girl Avatar

    Oh, but I have no idea WHAT reference you are making to me???

  5. Katie Avatar

    I need new friends. You get way better drunk dials than I do.

  6. jessie Avatar

    See, I have thought about putting my number on the internet, but Ive been scared to. I only give it out to special people, but now that Ive read this, it might just make for good blog material.

  7. No Dramas Avatar

    Thats the kinda message I would keep and just play it to make myself giggle.
    Go Kami :)

  8. Kami Avatar

    KRISTINE. I totally forgot about that shit until I got your e-mail.

    However. My boobs will be in California in July.

  9. Tammy Avatar

    O.M.G.

    Kami cracks my shit right up.

  10. jana Avatar

    So funny.

    And I love that I’m able to check out your photography again, it’s so awesome!! wish you could take a flight to the Midwest and get pics of my baby!

  11. Maria Avatar
    Maria

    Too funny!

  12. Pissy Avatar

    Kami titties.
    Nice.
    I never get drunk dialed.
    WTF?
    LOL

  13. lessake Avatar

    OMG … I need friends who drunk dial more.

  14. Kelly Avatar

    The “no flash” part got me too! That is hysterical!

  15. Kelly Avatar

    Wait…. did Kami say she was coming here in JULY! Dude, we so totally need a West Coast Blogger Blowout!

    Kristine? Will you Road Trip?

  16. randomandodd Avatar
    randomandodd

    Depends on where. Where she coming to?

  17. Arlene Avatar

    I’m going to have to put my number on the net, I want drunken messages like those!!

  18. tommiea Avatar

    that is hilarious! I don’t get drunk dialed anymore….my only DDF (drunk dialing friend) doesn’t drink anymore!

  19. heather Avatar

    well of course no flash!!!!!

    LOL

  20. william Avatar

    I think I need to give Kami my number