Why?

Why is that when the one year old is sitting on the bed with me and he has the Tivo remote high above his head and is pretending to be an orchestrator to the theme song of “Jakers” do I just sit there?

I know what is coming next. It’s always one of two things; He will smack me right in the face with the remote or he will end the song with a skull crushing head butt to my eyebrow.

I have fast reflexes and I am a relatively smart person.  Why do I only SQUINT when I see it coming? Like the fact that my eyes are closed and I have the look of pain on my face before the blow actually lands is going to lessen the pain?

Of course, this is also coming from the same person that has almost nearly knocked herself out with the house phone just by answering it.