Why are you allowing me to sit here and do nothing? I have not showered. I have not paid my PG&E bill. I have not found my bedroom floor. I have not returned phone calls.
I AM BLAMING ALL OF THIS ON YOU!
No, it’s my fault. I realize this. I have Flickr on my desktop and I am addicted to it. I also have become more addicted to MySpace than I care to admit. (if you have tried to add me because you’re a genius and figured out how to find me –sidenote, it’s not difficult…it’s just randomandodd –end sidenote — and I didn’t add you it’s because I had no idea who you were, send me a message and let me know you’re my reader and I will add you)
Okay, Okay, Okay…the real reason behind this post. My Site Tracker. FREAKING ME OUT. Stop it. You’re just screwing with me huh?
Who are the people that keep coming to my site via a yahoo or google search for randomandodd ? WHO? WHO ARE YOU? I mean, it’s not that difficult to remember my site name, if you can go to yahoo or google everyday to type it in there, just throw a dot com at the end and Whammo…here I am. Bookmark me?
There is a reason behind going through yahoo to find me?
FUH-REAKING me out.
And really, all you people really coming here? Do you not shower and pay bills either?
I am not alone. I know I’m not. My bra is going on strike. Either I wash it or have it surgically attached to my body.
Either my feet are now becoming webbed or I have WAY TOO much lint caught between my toes because I HAVE NOT SHOWERED.
Someone? Anyone? Can you Please just give me a reason to take a shower? I’m just going to get dirty again.
27 responses to “PEOPLE. PEOPLE. PEOPLE!”
oh, i said i’m dirty. *reow*
If you don’t shower people won’t want to be around you. You don’t want to be the stinky person of the household, do you?
O.M.G.
the google person is ME!
*blushing furiously*
see, i have internet access at work, but i usually dont like to put stuff in the history… which i guess it wouldnt matter, as i delete things before i leave. but yeah. its me.
turn that damn thing off. its making me nervous! ;)
oh. and i fat-fingered my google search for “randomandoFF” and you know what…?
it asked: “do you mean RANDOM AND ODD?” ha. so there.
sorry for FUHreaking you out!
I imagine Shaun would appreciate the shower. LOL
Oh THANK GOD you came forth!! I thought it was an old boyfriend haunting me or some freaky deaky guy coming to look at pictures of my teenage daughters.
Nope, it’s just GypsyGirl!!
Okay, all is right with the world. :)
You should shower if you want nookie ;-)
People come to me by googling my site name too…maybe it’s something to do with Yahoo or Google or something…
A shower always puts a little pep in my step, even if it is temporary. ;-)
I will give you a reason NOT to shower. If you shower you will use hot water and then you will get another PG&E Bill, which you will then need to pay and not be able to do stat tracking….it is an endless cycle.
I’ve been known to just type “randomandodd” into the address bar. Firefox will then do a Google “I’m Feeling Lucky” search and pop you to the first result (you, in this case). Yes, I can be that lazy in my typing. Nothing to be concerned about.
um, I just use newsfire rss reader
(I’m one of the phiily girls *wave*)
Myspace is good.
:)
even tho i have you bookmarked, sometimes i visit you via blingo, so i can make my 25 searches a day!
That’s true about getting dirty again.
GET OFF OF MYSPACE. YOU ARE 35!
Kristine,
Don’t make me come down there and throw you in the bath, cuz you know I will.
Have a great day sister. Love ya xoxox
I haven’t showered in 3 days, so I will be no help in motivating you to do it!
I was totally in love with my site tracker but now its not working! Of course I just included the word ‘penis’ in my last post and wanted to see if that caused me to get any weird hits. Damn-it!
I didnt shower this morning because I overslept. Just take a long hot bath tonight ! ;o)
I haven’t showered yet today but if I do before noon there is a huge possiblity that I will melt down the drain and leave the kids with no mother. Atleast that is what I tell myself to validate why I am reading blogs until noon everyday.
I just googled you for fun. Couldn’t resist.
I added you to myspace ;o)
Hey :) I haven’t commented in forever, b/c I most blogs are blocked at my job; however, I wanted to comment to let you know that I am addicted to Flickr (Didn’t We Just Start Dating?) and MySpace, too! I will have to add you as a friend, so look for ♥Amy♥ – that’s me – LOL!
It just dawned on me . . . I have too many “code” names to keep up with on the internet. Ohhhh, a good shower always makes me feel better . . .
Please shower! Even though I have not seen you in about a million or so years, I SO remember your stench w/o a shower! You do want your husband to sleep in the same room right? In the same bed? In the same zip code? For the love of God Kristine, SHOWER! It isn’t difficult! oh yeah, and if you don’t pay the PG&E bill, no more internet! You wont be able to charge your battery for your lap top. But then again u would have a great excuse not to shower, unless your hot water heater is gas!
so how do I find you via myspace? I typed in randomandodd and nothing came up
Bathing is good Kristine…trust me on this one.
:::blush::: I am one of those who visit often and don’t comment all the time. I have you bookmarked as I like to keep up on what you’re doing — the way you write about your life is funny and compelling at the same time. I always think too seriously, though, and besides that, I believe my gray matter is getting old and lame, so I often can’t think of what to say in response. :-P
As for the not-showering thing, if I tried that, I would be sending out some kind of silent invitation into the universe that would bring me unwanted company! That hasn’t worked for you? ;-)
I do the same thing…go without bathing for a day. I do feel better when I finally drag my butt in there and wash though. I tried adding you to my Myspace too and nothing came up.
well…if I don’t shower for more than 1-2 days…my skin starts breaking out. So, you don’t want that…GO GET CLEAN!
ooohh..take a shower…you don’t want to be the smelly girl. I do it before the babies get up or at nap time…but if I do it at nap time it eats into blog time…choices!!!
You must shower, because it feels so good. You are like me. You just forget how good the shower is, because bed it is So Good. Then you will get the water just right and hop into the shower and never want to leave.