Like my doctor and I haven’t been spending enough time together. I had to call him and make yet another appointment this morning. Shaun insisted.
Yesterday I popped my ears because the ringing in them was making me batty. When I did I must have dislodged something I shoved in my ear when I was 6 because it feels like my brain is slowly oozing out of my head and I can hear EVERY single sound being made within a 10 mile radius of my ears. In addition to this little joy of hearing mice breath is the sub-woofer sound my ears make when I open my mouth. “Whoomp. Whooomp. Whoooommmmp.” it’s like a Twilight Zone episode where at the end I find out that I am really a human souped up Honda Civic.
I’m excited to be able to go see the doctor though because I can tell him about the glass I got in my finger a month ago that is somewhere in my index finger and I can’t feel the tip of my finger anymore. I tried everything, including using the vacuum cleaner to suck it out, but it’s difficult to suck glass out of your finger when you don’t know where it is.
Well, 24 hours into the no smoking ordeal and I haven’t killed anyone yet. I’m sure that will come later when my ears stop playing “The Cars that Go Boom” and my lungs are no longer working overtime to help me breath through the cold/flu.
YOUR SPF ASSIGNMENT: Sorry, bout waiting so long to give this to you…been dieing if you hadn’t noticed….
March 23rd, 2007: (Kara’s Birthday) “TWO” That was my favorite age with Kara. She was my little buddy and her favorite thing was to go check the mail with me. We were two little buddies who had no one but each other for friendship.
I miss those days.
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Okay… I finally get to say it, FIRST BITCHES! It sounds like your eardrum may have burst.
What? I can’t hear you Wendy.
LMAO. You are a nut.
well for staters you know Im so proud of you for kicking the butt to the curb. It will come, that nasty urge to puff and with any luck IF you attempt to smoke it will taste like complete crap! Hopefully that will remind you (should you light up) why again you are quiting…As for the ringing in your ears, Im just glad your stubborn butt is going to finally see your Doctor! Dang girl, Lil Miss S&M!! Soooooooo many things we dont really know about you! LOL, j/k I love you friend. Please feel better, because it really does sound like HELEN the Smoker when you cough (from the living room) and that deep throaty thing you got going when you talk, Not soooo cute! Get better birthday girl!
Hey Kristine…
I’m not sure if this will help or not but being as I am one that has had a *moutain* of trouble with my ears, I thought I would add my two cents. I’ve been in that state where I have pushed the popping of the ears thing too far and entered into that nasty “super-human hearing” stage. It hurts like hell and it feels like you can almost hear your own heart beating. Most likely, it has to due with your cold and chances are (as it happens with me) if you keep trying to pop your ears again, all of a sudden, you will be back to normal hearing and the pain will subside. Of course, in order for that to happen, you have to wander around looking like an idiot and doing everything you can to pop your ears but I assure you, it is worth it. Having had a burst eardrum, I think that if that had happened, you would definitely know because it is literally like someone is sticking a red hot poker straight into your brain through your ear. Yeah, not very pleasant. If that is the case, you definitely should go see your doctor! Anyway, hope this helps.
Husband has a stuffy ear problem. He called the CNP for a chance at maybe a phone-in scrip, rather than an actual visit.
She mentioned Sudafed.
I don’t know how it is in your state, but in Illinois, this drug has been re-classified to mean only outlaws can have it.
I went to the pharmacy window. The clerk had to make a copy of my driver’s license and wait until it cleared before I could purchase a decongestant for my Mister’s sore ears. The process took 20 minutes, while I had groceries melting in the cart.
I am now on file as a drug user, even though I told her it wasn’t exactly for me.
The War on Drugs has made life so much better for us commoners is all I can say.
Hope your ears clear up soon. The doctor can help moreso than politicians.
Way to go on the not smoking. You can totally do it. And my ears were like that last week, but I am feeling better now – hopefully you will be feeling better soon too.
Good luck with the smoking thing. I quit too, the worse part is the first two weeks then it all gets tons better. I promise.
All you need as far as your ears go is a decongestant to drain the fluid, thats whats giving everything that vibrating noise. I hate it…i know EXACTLY what you’re going thru. Sudafed. Kinda feel like an airhead now literally, dontcha? lol
I love having “my little buddy”….sometimes it’s like there’s not a single soul in the world but her and I.
Be well.
Good luck with the whole smoking thing. I will pray things go well.
I did that to my ear at a concert on Monday. I have done it before… I usually just wait for it to go away on its own but GOD it’s ANNOYING.
My mom always told me her favorite age for me was about 2. I hope she’s changed her mind now — now that I’m not a teenager anymore we get along GREAT again because acknowledge that she 1) exists and 2) isn’t totally stupid.
Ouch. I hate that hyper-overactive-hearing stuff. Hope you quickly get over it.
Happy Birthday to Kara.
I played.
Jamie
Wow, I actually played and got it up early.
Happy birthday to both of you!!!
Happy birthday to all the bitches in da hizzouse!
good luck with the smoking thing…..
I played….early I know….
*whispers* sorry…I’ll try to breath softer ;)
-mouse
Aside from a short phase of horrible tantrums, my favorite age with Ariel was when she was about 18 months old. She was so sweet and funny and cute!
I’m sorry you’re still sick. If it helps, it does get better, after a couple weeks :-( Pretty much sucks ass! I can’t even blow my nose now that it’s all broken :-( Oh well, I have good drugs :-)
I’ll work on my SPF tomorrow…back to bed I go!
I played, see here!
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ps: Happy Birthday! xox!