Ho-Dup. Iss nowt awergies. It’s du fru.

*Sniffle* nowp. Is not awergies. Issdafru.

I downt hab a febber. but i gots all the udder stuff.

Docker Shawn gots me some nyquil so i can sweep.  I wayed tissue all ober the bed so i don’t snot on the pillows.

*Snnnifff*

I am so doped up. I am having hallucinations. i’m pwetty sure I can see the future.

I’m dehydrated, i think. my lips fell off. and my left, no right, no left eye is goin’ to ‘splode.

Oh dear. Gotta go.  My toes are twinkling and it’s making my eyelids tired.

19 responses to “Ho-Dup. Iss nowt awergies. It’s du fru.”

  1. randomandodd Avatar
    randomandodd

    firwst!

  2. Jessie Avatar

    pooooooow Kwithene.

  3. Dave Vogt Avatar

    wait, you can get firsts on your own posts? Why didn’t I know this before?

    You want to know my organic chem professor’s motto? “Pharmaceuticals: Better living through chemistry.”

    Depending on her mood that day you could also get to to switch Pharmaceuticals for alcohol or selected recreational drugs.

  4. Dave Vogt Avatar

    oh, by the way, this post is totally leet.

  5. san Avatar

    you poor thing. feel better.

    p.s. the new header works well :)

  6. kalki Avatar

    I just love these last couple photos of you … nice series. Groovy masthead, too.

  7. randomandodd Avatar
    randomandodd

    Thank you Kalki! San made it for me!!

    I’m all about finding a new look.

    Okay, the Nyquil…IS NOT WORKING.

  8. Katie Avatar

    Feel better! Allergies go away!

  9. Katie Avatar

    Feel better! Sickness go away!

  10. Melanie Avatar

    You are so darn cute when you are sick.

  11. Dave Vogt Avatar

    I have no idea what you sound like (healthy or sick) but your spelling makes me think Chuckie Finster.

  12. cat Avatar

    Hey! So… if you can see the future, can you just tell me now who wins American Idol, so I don’t have to freaking watch it? Hmm?

    Thanks. That’d be great.

    (feel better!)

  13. Cheeky Avatar

    Awwww poor thing……..I sprayed down my laptop with lysol just to make sure it wasn’t spreading…..

  14. Melanie Marie Avatar

    Wait… you can’t be first on your own blog!! That’s cheating! Blog Foul! Blog Foul!

    Well, you are sick… hmm, ok. I’ll give you this one. Only cuz you are so cute and so sick!

    Feel better!

  15. Kristin Avatar

    Get Benilyn All-in-One
    Works really well for me for about three days, then I require Kaopectate as well (ew). But it does work!!

  16. heather Avatar

    man you must have really made fun of him,…

    your karma is all diiiiiiiiiirty! lol

  17. Jenn Avatar

    Hope you feel better soon!

  18. kimmyk Avatar

    I’m sorry you’re feeling well, but glad to hear you’re flyin’ on Nyquil you nutball. LOL! I hope you fweel bedda.

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