Come spring I am Karma cursed for all the years I had picked on Dan for having allergies. I don’t mean I picked on him in a loving way, I picked on him in a horrible manner. Names like, ‘dork’ ‘nerd’ were just the tip of the ice berg. No sympathy what so ever when his eyes would bulge from his head in a red, irritated way. No sympathy when he would walk around and talk like he had a tube sock shoved up his nose. Not even a warm rag when he would wake up and his eyes would be glued shut. I would laugh at him and call him names.
Then God gave me Alyx…and with Alyx came all the allergies her father had. From day one she was allergy prone to everything. Spring time she is in tears with the though of going outside. I would like to believe I suddenly got allergies because I was having ‘mother sympathy pains’ for my beautiful baby…but I know it’s because I was a royal bitch to Dan for all those years of his suffering and having to carry around a inhaler.
My favorite time of the year is March. My birthday is in March. The trees have pretty petals on them. The petals fall off and it looks like it’s snowing. The grass is greener. The air is cleaner.
My allergies kick in. March now sucks.
Tonight I am battling this sneezy, runny nose, I have hair on the back of my tongue feeling. It feels like a really strange acid trip. NOT THAT I HAVE EVER DONE ACID. Because that is bad. BAD. BAD. People might think they saw Jimmy Hoffa in the walls and try to get him out with a butter knife. Worst case people on acid might actually forget how to ride a bike mid way down the street. ACID=BADNESS. Don’t do it kids.
With that warning said, “Hellooooooooooooooooooo Jimmy Hooooofffffaaaaaa.”
Karma, I’m sorry for picking on Dan. Please stop the ringing in my ears and swollen tongue. If you truly have any pity, you can let my nose stop running for like 30 minutes too.
Kristine
22 responses to “oooh. wee.”
Welcome to it! For me, the third most satisfying sensation in the world is that of my sinuses clearing. The second is a sneeze. I’m sure you can imagine what the first one is.
I don’t know why I chose to imply that last statement, especially on a post where you talk about not having done acid.
LOL!
You poor thing. That Karma is a bitch.
Feel better.
LMAO at Dave.
Karma is a bitch. We are suffering here, too. I had to get a steroid shot in my ass the other day because of my allergies. SWEET!
oh no!! my allergies like to play tricks on me and skip some years. I hope you feel better.
Move to TN, it will get better.
NOT
It is f’ing miserable.
Kami – shot in your ass? Girl, I think you’re visiting the wrong doctor or he just wanted a free peek at your junk.
Mrs. Fun – Oh Thank you for telling me that because trust me, the first year I didn’t have them I would have gone right back to picking on Dan.
Pissy: Shut up. You mean ass. I am not moving to TN. You come to CA!
My birthday is in March too…I think real close to yours. Mine’s the 25th. But March in Michigan isn’t really all that nice usually. There was one day last week when it was 74 F…but the other night I looked outside, and it was snowing again. I have to wait until May or MAYBE April for trees with blossoms. Hope your allergies clear up soon…I am so afraid I will have children with all kinds of nasty food allergies…no nuts, no dairy, no strawberries, no anything.
NO WAY! Your birthday is in March, too? WHEN???
I am sorry about the allergies. I don’t think anyone can really sympathize until they had the allergy symptoms themselves.
John thinks his cold has now given way to allergies, and he says they don’t feel much better than the cold. My allergies are hit and miss, and since I haven’t been outside much, right now they’re miss :-) I’m sorry you feel like ass though :-(
I used to get allergies in the fall when I lived in Indiana…ya know from all the corn pollen. Now I get them in the spring since we live in South Carolina. I think they are worse down here. The constant headache is what kicks my arse.
my birthday is next Saturday. I have a wedding to shoot that day. FUN.
Kara turns 14 on Friday.
:)
Yep, I have nary an allergy.
I’m sure God will smite me with them some day.
so march, 24 :) cool. i can easily remember that because a friend of mine [another friend ;)] has her birthday that day too :)
Dear Miss Kristine, I have but one word for you and that’s Alavert. It’s over the counter. If you can’t find it send me your address and I will send you drugs. Not acid, just the legal stuff.
My son has allergies and just the other day he was sniffing in the car and he couldn’t breathe. It’s that time of year around here too.
My birthday is this month-I’ll be 40 soon. I can feel my ovaries shriveling up as I type this. I can hardly wait. Bring on the menopause!
Feel better!
it’s not just you hun.
this is the first year i have SUFFERED like this as well…
i sneezed the other day and peed a little….
troy just laughed at me.
yes it was a loving laugh.
but still,.. so NOT funny!
…. lol
Allergies suck. I went back to my allergy/asthma doctor and got re-tested a few weeks ago. For the results he wrote “Allergic to Life”
Thats encouraging!
Allergies suck! Take a Benedryl… you’ll get a nice nap too! ;)
As someone that suffers about 9 months out of the year with some sort of environmental allergy… nya-nya-boo-boo
Glad Karma got one of you bitches. :p
I LOVE that pic of you! Your hair looks amazing. Allergies really do suck, however we got a massive snow storm up here in montreal so i can breath again.
Zyrtec, baby. Does a body gooooooood.