Comment Section Wish List…
Body: Okay, here’s the deal. The person above you in the comment section makes a wish (”I wish I had a banana!”), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here’s the fun part: Your wish is messed up!
Example:
NoDramas—I wish I had a million dollars.
Charlotte—Granted, but you owe 2 million in back taxes. I wish I had a new puppy.
Christie—Granted, but it chews up all your shoes. I wish I had a new car…
It’s fun, it will keep you all busy for awhile.
Ya’all know Kami will be the first person to make a wish. Or Pissy, She’s always looking for a new purse.
57 responses to “Comment Section Wish List”
i wish i was first!
Granted, but you now have to comment again later. I wish the air conditioner here at work, worked!
Granted, but it is so cold you have to wear a hart, scarf, and gloves while you work.
I wish I wan’t so exhausted.
Granted, but now your fast asleep and miss the phone call saying you had won the lottery. I wish it was next week and I was with my Hubby.
Granted, but it’s Sunday and he has to leave again. I wish my dog would stop chewing on my furniture.
Granted but then you realize at the end of your life that you wasted too much money on tchotchkes
I wish I knew what to wish for
Granted, but now your turn is over.
I wish I could stay home today.
Granted, but you’re stuck there waiting for the cable guy.
I wish I could go to Hawaii RIGHT NOW.
Granted, but it’s the rainy season. Monsoons anyone?
I wish I had my car back and it was all fixed up perfectly.
Granted, but then you are car jacked by a gang member.
I wish I was having sex with my girlfriend RIGHT now.
Granted…but she starts snoring in the process.
I wish this dumb fuck behind me at work would quit running his pie hole.
Granted but her mom walks in and catches you.
I wish it was warm outside
Granted, but it turns out to be 115.
I wish I could go on vacation to Ireland for ST. Patrick’s Day.
Granted, but they don’t have any alcohol.
I wish I was already moved.
You guys are all jacked up on your wishes. LOL.
Granted to all the wishes, (especially the sleep one) but now you wishes vanish and you have to come up with a new one.
I wish Sheryl would stop saying “tchotchkes”
Granted, but now she keeps saying “vagina”
I wish it would quit raining
Granted but then it starts snowing blizzard style.
I wish I could be done working and have a shitten ton of money for doing nada.
Granted, but instead of doing nothing for a shitten ton of money you’re shoveling shit for money.
I wish I had perky boobs.
Granted but if you had perky books then your butt might just look saggier.
I wish I could buy a home NOW and spend the day at the spa while someone else moved me.
Granted but if it wasn’t so addictive you wouldn’t be on Random and Odd. I wish I could be happy.
Granted, but everyone around you is irritable.
I wish today was Friday.
Granted, but you have to work the weekend.
I wish our employees would STOP having work-related injuries!
Granted, but they all come to work and you realize how incompetent they are.
I wish I could take a vacation.
Granted, but you spend all your money on your flight and hotel and then have to eat Ramen noodles all week because it is all you can afford.
I wish I had a maid.
Granted, but then she steals your jewelry and silverware.
I wish I could leave work early.
Granted, but the reason you are leaving early is because you were fired and given an escort out of the building.
I wish I could stop thinking about *him*..
Granted, but now you’re thinking about “her”.
I wish I could get this chunk of glass out of my finger.
Granted but we’ll have to cut the whole finger off to do it.
I wish I lived where it was warm…
granted, but all the air conditioners are broken and you’re TOO warm.
I wish I could be me
Granted. You’re the you you think you’re not, but you really are. You just have to look hard enough.
I wish my butt wasn’t so saggy since my boobs are perky now. [Thanks Michelle!]
Granted, but your non-saggy but is covered in hair!
I wish I had a ‘love’ in my life.
Granted, but the love of your life is chocolate and you now have butt like KimmyK
I wish My Name Is Earl wasn’t on Reruns.
Granted, but it’s an 8 foot boa constrictor and every time you snuggle in for a kiss, she wraps herself around your arm causing you to cry UNCLE.
I wish I could meet KimmyK in person and give her a hug for granting that last wish..
Granted, but you can’t wrap your arms around her [me] cause my ass is so big now.
I wish I that they made Cadbury Eggs sugar free.
Granted, but they are filled with Buckley’s cough medicine.
Trust me, its NASTY!
I wish I had a super power
Granted, but it’s x-ray vision that only allows you to see through the clothes of men with excessive amounts of body hair.
I wish it was nice enough to go kayaking
Granted, but its at Niagra Falls.
I wish I could sing.
Granted, but then you would have to be judged by Simon Cowell.
I wish I was on my vacation at the beach.
Granted, but you have to bring your drunk uncle.
Wait, that doesn’t sound so bad.
I wish someone else would could cook dinner.
Granted but it’s the chick who stuck the finger in the chili at Wendy’s.
I wish I had 365 pairs of flip-flops.
Granted, but each pair has a scripture writing on the plastic straps and you got them at the dollar tree.
I wish I had 365 pairs of really pretty, cute, sparkly flip flops that cost a hundred dollars a pair.
Granted but you live in the arctic.
I wish I was pain free!
Granted, but you don’t own a car and live in downtown SF!
I wish my extra 50lbs would just drop off!!
Granted, but it dropped onto your foot and broke it.
I wish I had a brand new wardrobe.
Granted, but it’s 4 sizes too small.
I wish I could lose weight without exercising.
Granted but it cost 5k. I wish I was over this sinus infection.
Granted but the antibiotic given gave you a nasty yeast infection.
I wish it were Saturday.
Granted, but your work schedule has changed, and you have to work on Saturdays now.
I wish all of the square footage of our house was on one level.
Granted, but all your rooms are now circular.
I wish I had a cute little gnome to do my marking.
NO GNOMES!
I wish Kristine would allow gnomes in her comments.
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PS.
Kristine, mah dear
send me an email and let me know what comes out your nose when you read this.
Fine, no gnomes.
But can I have some sort of critter capable of evaluating messy student work? Puuuhhhhleeeeeeeez?
I am so stealing this idea, it is too funny and too cute!
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