The American Idol guys truly suck this year. Why am I even watching it? The dude with the hair, does it not look like leeches attacked his forehead? Those are NOT eyebrows, it is ALL the hair I have lost in the last month.
I really don’t want to see him doing the hula either.
Simon, can you please just stand up, throw your arms up in the air and say, “YOU ALL SUCK! GO HOME!” ? Please?
Tomorrow is the head doctor day. I call him the head doctor because I don’t feel like pulling up the correct spelling of a doctor that talks to you and tells you are crazy. Yeah, someone other than you guys get to listen to the stuff floating around in my head.
OH.MY.GOD, that reminds me. I am officially freaked out by ANYONE driving a Dodge Ram truck! (Remember it was a Dodge Ram that blasted into the back of me and wrecked my van…and then drove off — I chased him, but didn’t catch him) Anyway, tonight I was driving home and this Dodge Ram truck with extremely bright lights came flying up on my ass and it scared me so bad that I pulled over and let him go around me. I guess this pissed him off because at the next stop light he put his truck into reverse while I was stopped behind him. FREAKED ME OUT. I slammed my car into reverse ready to react, but he put it into drive and pulled forward when the light turned green.
I then did some hoobie joobie voodoo on his ball sack.
Oh yeah, I was telling you about the head doctor. That’s tomorrow. I think I am going to mention my fear of Dodge Rams and how I am going to start a campaign to get them taken off the road. OR, I am going to install missile launchers on the back of my mini-van and hook them up to my windshield wipers so whenever a Dodge Ram decides to fly up on me, I can shoot those bastards right off the road. Anyone know where I can pick up some leftover missiles?
Today was warm enough to grab the camera and head outside. I put on my cutsie capri pants and headed out. I noticed somewhere along the way I haven’t shaved my legs in about 4 months. Dear Lord, I couldn’t decide if I was going to braid it or shave it. It’s really amazing how long that hair can get.
Did I mention that AMERICAN IDOL SUCKS this year? It sucks, sucks, sucks.
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I can’t believe the driver of that truck! What an ass.
I haven’t seen much of idol this year, I work the nights it’s on, but what I’ve been able to hear has been no good.
I thought the same thing about AI. I don’t like any of them so I stopped watching. I do love the Amazing Race it is pretty good this year. Oh and sometimes I catch snippets of that wife swap. The other day they had a mom that made them bottle dear pee. They also made the daughter go to the thrift store and only made her wear these crappy thrift store clothes. Good thing you didn’t go on that show.
Any country that ends with “stan”. That’s where you can buy a missle or two. I think they’ll cost you though. $50 and a pair of Levi’s.
Let me know how it works out for you….I’ve got an issue with some biatch in my neighborhood and her Lexus SUV.
I’m not over AI yet. YET! I like 3 of the boys… Chris (the Jack Osbourne looking one), Chris (the Justin Timberlake looking one) and Blake (the one who looks like he’s been on every single season of Real World/Road Rules Challenge). I don’t love them, but I haven’t given up.
Good luck with the doctor. It’s nice of you to give him head.
lmao—Charlotte!
I have given up on American Idol mostly. I just read what my bloggers (like you) have to say about it instead. This way I have an extra hour on those nights not spent in front of the T.V., but in front of my laptop instead. Yay!
(And the leg hair thing… I totally hear you. I did a half-ass job shaving it the other day after hubby made some comment about it being so L-O-N-G. Now, it was, but really.. his is sooooo much worse!)
Drivers of Ram trucks have the big machine outside around them because they got nothing else to be proud of.
At least that’s my idea. I know two owners of that type of vehicle, and not impressed with the citizenship talents of either of them. Looks like my own impression is also being carried out in your neck of the woods.
Head Doctor is good. I went every other week for 7 months after I got fired from a job.
Still haven’t come to terms with a couple issues, but at least I got able to get out of bed and take a shower in the mornings.
Tiny steps, major triumphs.
I don’t watch American Idol, but there was a show about movie songs on PBS last night.
My husband politely asked how long he would have to endure the agony for his ears.
Maybe television is trying to tell us to check in more often with real people.
ugh. i hate it when i get out the door & then realize that i didn’t shave my legs but *really* needed to. drives me up a wall. the only thing more maddening than that is actually going through the effort of shaving, only to disciver you missed a swipe, leaving you with a big stripe of leg hair. ::bangs head on desk::
I am starting to be on the American Idol sucks this year team.
Last night I was drooling on myself from sleeping and snoring.
Head Dr. huh? Let us know how all that goes ya’ hurrd.
If they check you in please have Shaun call us ASAP.
:)
Two comments:
-You are right. All the guys suck. Sanjaya reminds me of a weird Michael Jackson (you know, because MJ is so normal…)
-If you devise a true plan for Dodge-Ram-firing-missles, let me know. My ex-husband drives one.
I don’t watch AI, but I did when they had the sucky people on. It’s funny then.
Glad you fixed this. Glad you got 700 e-mails about WTF do I do now. See, we love you.
I want to live where you live! We have about 10 feet of snow here and it was 6 degrees out this morning. You have plenty of room in your house, right? Right?
Hello??? Kristine?
That’s why I only watched the auditions ;)
i so so so agree about AI. no one is any good or memorable.
I just installed Spam Karma. If you guys have a problem getting your comments through. Let me know!!
I wish they let the bad people go and the good ones stay who deserved to stay and not just cause they need 6 guys to go on. I only like the Jack Osborne looking one. That Chris.
I hate shaving my legs too. If you let it grow long enough it’s soft.
OK – I’m putting drivers of Dodge Ram Trucks on my shit list! Holy crap!
Are you seeing a Neurologist? Because you know, if you say “head doctor” around my husband, he gets other ideas about things! ;)
Missiles….you too?! I also imagine oil slicks like the ones in the old Spy Hunter game!
LOL! Chris, that would be the coolest thing!
I also want front shooting missiles for the slow drivers, but they just push you over so I can get around them. I don’t want to hurt them, just want to make them feel stupid.
The Dodge Ram people…BLAST them off the road.
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You are right about The Idol. I think I am giving up.