It tastes like lemon-flavored shit, but try Theraflu.
Nyquil-the night-time, sniffling, sneezing, stuffy-head, fever, how did I end up on the kitchen floor medicine is my drug of choice for this hour.
Last hour was Tylenol Flu. It didn’t work.
In fact while taking my cup o’ nasty-ass tasting Nyquil I went into a sneezing fit.
So when you get home tonight and you see neon-green tissue all over the place, it’s because IT CAME OUT MY NOSE!
Yes, you heard me right. I drank Nyquil, I sneezed, it came OUT MY NOSE.
I thought the pain was bad before, but this brings it to a whole new playing field.
I want my mommy.