I am just freaking the fuck out right now. Was it the THOUSAND DOLLAR FUCKING CELL PHONE BILL? noooooooooooo, but that might have a little bit to do with it.
My friend, Bryan. The ‘he’s so gay he might actually turn pink’ Peter Jennings loving fag. Yes, that friend…The friend I called my bestest friend in the whole wide world and knew more about me than me. The friend who was sposta live with me for 3 days and it turned into like 5 years and if he could have, would have given birth to Kara for me. The guy who bought me Hostess Cherry Pies and Soda while I was pregnant so he could come in the house and not hear me scream his name over and over until he finally decided he would rather be gay then ever get a woman pregnant. Yes, that Bryan…the reason I am going to rot in hell (says some churches and family members) because I supported his gay lifestyle.
HE JUST TOLD ME HE IS DATING WOMEN!
Hello? I am rotting in hell for him and he’s touching boobies?
I’m tempted to drive to his man lovin apartment and shove a male stripper right down his throat!
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LMAO I LOVE YOU KRISTINE!
I think I may have just pee’d on myself! You are too funny! Gotta love the rotting in hell/boobies thing.
Pardon me? A THOUSAND DOLLAR CELL PHONE BILL?? Who was the culprit?
I freaked over a $300 cell bill. Who knew a kid could text message that much?? I guess I’ll be seeing ya’ in hell! ;-) Where are those stripper photos from the bridal shower that you shot the other week? Take those over to him and he’ll get back on track…
$1000?! I was freaking out when I got our $150 one after the trip!!
Yeah. ONE THOUSAND dollars. WHO HAS THAT KIND OF MONEY? NO ONE. NO ONE I KNOW!!!
and HELLO, he’s MUNCHING CARPET..and I am going to hell!!!
LMAO! Kristine you are not going to hell for that! Maybe the $1000 phone bill! My highest was $675 thanks to my wonderful hubby who didn’t know that it wasn’t like a real phone and I only had 1000 minutes he could use! you do the math!
A grand? Ouch.
I think people who are gay sometimes settle for being not gay because it’s ‘easier’ and they won’t be harrassed…
Just my opinion. Too many people go that route, get married and then twenty years down the road go “oh yeah, that’s why I’m not happy…”
Maybe he tried it and liked it. A thousand dollar phone bill. Once when we had to pay for internet service by the hour, I paid $300 and about died. Thank goodness it is not that much anymore, but I think I would smash my cell phone if the bill was that high.
oh…this is too funny!
give him my email addy – we can commiserate… i came out to all my family and friends about 8yrs ago, and oh-so-recently have been having a thing for *gasp* BOYS!
or…you could just set me and him up on a blind date! ha!
How dare he like girls now! Damn men even the gay ones can piss you right off!
What is up with the cell phone bill? Share the dirt on that one please?
Ladybugkip! He’s SO gay though!! I mean…like pick my clothes out for me gay. Like knows all the types of expensive wines. Is smarter than smart gay. Like, was raised by his grandmother gay.
I mean…DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAMN GAY MARCHES I HAVE BEEN ON WITH THIS MAN!? I DANCED WITH A TRANSVESTITE ON A BAR FOR HIM!
It’s probably just a phase. He’ll grow out of it. ;-)
You’re not going to hell either. Being a supportive, loving and open minded person is just how Jesus wants us to be.
He read this and giggled. He also said it’s easier being gay then trying to figure us women out ;)
1,000? Really, your kids are healthy and just at the right age to sell into slave labor. It would save you TONS of money.
$1000 cell bills and bi-guys. They both both blow.
I’d be pissed too!! Bastard! If it’s any consolation you won’t be alone in hell ;)
$1000? Holy shit.
And wow. What will we do if RSG turns?
This post was hilarious, but your comments and Shaun’s just top it.
Maybe he figured out women are easier to live with than men.
i cant even type anything i am laughing so hard!
we have this lovely boy that i work with… you know the movie The Birdcage? you know the maid character – Agador (?) well. this is my friend at work. similar accent, and whenever he says hello, its: “hiiii seeeeester” (sister) and i can so hear him sing “she works hard for the money…ee-ee–ee-ee” (if you know the movie you know this scene) and i swear if the boy doesnt dress up in drag now and again, he needs to! he is precious!
*waving to bryan*
There is absolutely nothing wrong, gay or not, with touching boobies.
William is the voice of reason in these troubling times.
I thought that kinda stuff only happened to Anne Hashe!?
LOL @ William
Uh, Kami, I don’t think we’ll need to worry about that. The only dick I want is the one that sits in my bedside table.
ROTFLMAO
I freak out over my cell phone bill, but $1000 – wow that is impressive.
Yeah, but sorry about that whole hell thing – that sucks. As far as Bryan goes, maybe he can become your new “metrosexual” friend. : )
OMG mine nearly topped 100.00 and i almost shat myself. 1,000.00 fucking dollars? are you insane girl? it better be bending you over and pulling your hair and making you breakfast in the morning for that amount….geezusricecakes!
Marina has lost her phone rights for SEVERAL MONTHS for this one.
I always fall for gay men. They smell better.
Hilarious.
He is no carpet muncher.
Just not possible.
Can’t be true.
Nooooo.
A thousand dollar cell phone bill.
Girl, that sucks.
HOLY MOLY!!~
wow.
RSG, can I get off the bedside table now? My legs are cramping.
lol, the gax-friend story is great… sorry about that phone bill. my stepsister had a 800 dollar phone bill. she was 13. she lost her pocket money and phone rights for about a year. :D
$1000? No shit? Next time Terry jumps me about the $50 over I’ve gone, I’ll refer him to this post!! I agree with the selling into slave labor at a young age and switching to a prepaid paid for out her own pocket money cell phone.
LMAO @ Limpy99
RSG ain’t turning nowhere but directly onto MUFF STREET.
haha.
LMAO
RSG ain’t turning anywhere but directly onto MUFF STREET.
haha.
LMAO
“Several Months”? You are too kind.
I think RSG knows how good she has it and is not going back to the mens. :)
I have a cousin that is so very gay and I swear if he decided to like the lickity split again, I’d fall the fuck out.
He calls me The Yoda of Gaydar because mine is finely tuned. The force is strong with me, ok?
I wish I could put that on my resume.
You aren’t going to hell for that, don’t worry. I think I would like this friend of yours :)
Well, whatever lady he gets will be lucky, since he undoubtedly has great taste in home furnishing and clothes, ya know.
Shauns comment was priceless.
$1000 thats alot of flip-flop ass whoopins right there….
Bryan, that one is a tease, he is.
Pegs, I might need to get out the Beat The Children Sunday stick!
A flip flop would NOT be hard enough!!
AHAHAHAHAAH! Oh my, I can see how that would bother you. But you cracked me up when you said you were shove a male stripper down his throat!!! hahahahah!
Call the phone company and ask them if there are any options – like retro-activating your minute plan. If not, you might want to start the bidding for the kiddo! :)