Claiming my lost cell phone at Costco
“Hurry. They are going to close soon.”
“Kristine, they JUST closed. Look at all the cars.”
“Oh, okay good. I get to gettttt myyyyy ppppphonnnnneeeee.”
“It looks like the Entrance door is closed…”
“That’s okay, i’ll just go through the ‘i’m just leavin‘ door.”
“….that or, ‘The Exit’ works too.”