Child: Alyx
Diagnosis: Water warts
Treatment: Beetle Juice on the water warts. The ‘warts’ will boil up and go away.
Child: Shea
Diagnosis: Spider Bite on her toe.
Treatment: bottle of stuff that knocks her out and steriod cream for her toe. (She will soon have a Popeye toe!)
Child: Kara
Diagnosis: Mole on top of her hand that I have always called her ‘Angel Kiss’ now looks like an ‘Angel Hickey’ needs to be removed.
Treatment: Remove the mole and have a funeral for it.
Child: Tyler
Diagnosis: Possible pinched nerve in his neck from doing the high jump in PE
Treatment: Beat the hell out of the PE teacher for making children do high jumps and hopefully some bottles of medicine that will cause hallucinations.
Child: Marina
Diagnosis: Not getting enough attention and not able to stay home like all the other kids.
Treatment: Take her for a Starbucks strawberry thing she likes and tell her how much I love her and how happy I am that she’s not sick (even though she called her Dad today to see if he could come get her because she ‘wasn’t feeling good.’)
4 out of 5 children in the doctor this week…because 17 dentist appointments LAST month wasn’t enough!!
18 responses to “You better watch your step, or your gonna get hurt yourself”
DAMN! You take out a loan for all that?
Oh yuck.
A pinched nerve in the neck sucks. Been there, done that.
Hopefully everyone’s ailments disappear pronto!
Hold on there, time out. SEVENTEEN dentist appointments? You need to explain how that can happen. Even with five kids, that means, what, each of you went once, and then five of you had follow-up appointments…twice?!?
And that road sign is awesome. Never seen one like that around here (maybe because here in Indiana, we KNOW to take turns, heehee…)
This confirms that two kids was good for me. We made so many trips to the doctor this winter with two I can’t even imagine it with more.
Hope all the sick-sore-germ-infested children are better soon.
“Water warts”??!! That sounds like the result of a voodoo curse or something. ;o)
Hope you all “get well soon”. (Could I be anymore corny?)
I like the tratment for Tyler best. Film it if you get the chance.
Don’t do me like that……
Poor baby. I like your remedy for Marina, she is a sweet girl.
Egad! Hope they all feel better soon. I’m sure you love having them home all day.
So, is that sign from one of the kids schools?
Man, I hate days like that. Good luck getting through it all.
However, you could be like me today and be told what a “trainwreck” your life is on your blog by some anonymous commenter. ;)
Army of Mom – OH HELL NO!
I hope they are feeling better soon – I know how busy I am with two sick kids, can’t imagine two more!
oh man it never ends. Poor mom having to deal with all those sick kiddos!
Tee hee. You are very funny.
This may sound cruel but…You wanted kids you got em’. Well, thats the cruel thing people always say to me.
Paying my respects for the lost mole.
I hope all the kids are well again soon.
Lord have mercy!