Like the dumb ass I am, I left my credit card in the ATM machine last night.
by the grace of Uppercase God it was sucked back into the machine.
Do I really need this kind of stress? I THINK NOT.
ok. not good. probably bad.
Like the dumb ass I am, I left my credit card in the ATM machine last night.
by the grace of Uppercase God it was sucked back into the machine.
Do I really need this kind of stress? I THINK NOT.
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I have done that 3 times in the past year! 3 times! And my debit card also doubles as my miles card. Hate that for a week I had to use cash instead of accruing FFmiles.
BTW, it’s just ATM. Saying ATM machine is redundant- Automated Teller Machine machine. Don’t worry, though. You are not the only one making this mistake- there is a huge sign at the ski resort my daughter frequents that reads: ATM MACHINE. Huge peeve of mine. Like you needed me to correct you, but I did it. So there. :)
You will get your new card in 7-10 business days!!!
LOL. I hadn’t thought of that!!
My hugeeee pet peeve: when someone says, ‘anyways’.
NO ‘S’ NOOOOOO ‘S’. ANYWAY. NOT. ANYWAYS.
I love this dog! at least you didn’t unknowingly sponsor a bunch of kids Monday night pizza and beer party…
I don’t want no scrub. A scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me.
I have a coworker who says ‘anyways’ and also ‘So, I says to her..’ He’s not a wiseguy! Stop talking like a mobster. Drives me nuts.
Yea for the card eating machine!
Who ever thought that would be a great thing?
It’s also not a PIN number, lol PIN is Personal Identification Number (number, lol).
My word pet peeve is ‘anywho’. My husband says it all the time and I cringe.
Since we’re on the topic, when professional, edumacated people say “pacific”…as in, “Can you be a little more pacific?”
IT’S “SPECIFIC,” BRAINDEAD IDIOTS!! SPA-SIF-IK. Not pacific. It’s not an ocean.
Oh God, I’d die without the ATM card.
Let me make you feel a little better.
Last week Mr. Pissy lost his wallet.
No big deal huh
Well it had his check card, OUR SAVINGS acct. CHECK CARD, his DL, HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE and ALL SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS IN IT!
All 5 meaning..all 5 people that live in my house.
Fuck.
You ask why it had all that important information in it?
Well, he had just filed our taxes when he lost it and had to have all that info so he just stuck it in his WALLET.
On Sunday I was at the grocery store and walked by the ATM it was beeping incessantly and the screen read “Do you want more time.” If I had hit “Yes” I could have easily accessed his account.
I poked,”NO” button and out popped this poor man’s card! I took his card to the bank teller. I am sure that man was freaking out. It is a pain in the a$$ when it gets sucked into a ATM!
I don’t have many pet peeves, but sometimes apostrophes bug me.
It bugs me when people put them on words just because the word ends in s, like car’s or beer’s. I like it when the apostrophe is used to signify possession, like Kristine’s (belongs to Kristine) or to form a contraction, like he’s (he is).
The worst is when ‘s is added to an acronym or a number, like CD’s or PC’s or 80’s. bleh.
I tend to leave apostrophes out. like, it needed a day off or something.
I also do that CD’s thing…cause…it just looks weird without it. cds. maybe not.
I’m laughing at your pet peeves.
I found another one today… KIDS and old men that steal people’s parking spots and are assholes about it.
I would feel SO naked without my ATM card! Do you feel naked?
I agree with so many of the pet peeves already listed. My personal pet peeve is when people use “your” instead of “you’re”, in case your wondering (ha).
OMG. I HATE IT!
Pissy,
I think your hubby may need a man purse. That’s alotta stuff to put in a wallet.
Word. I hate when people say ‘irregardless’ instead of just ‘regardless.’ I also can’t stand when people say “yous guys.” “Anywho” also grates. Cause they never just say “any whoo” it’s always “ahhhneeewhoooo…” and leave it hanging in the air… like bad breathe.
But I, um, say “anyways” and have been known to says “pacific” instead of “specific” and “FUStrated” instead of “frustrated.”
GAH! That is my nightmare! I am glad someone else didn’t find it!
Dude. The machine ate my card once for no reason. I was pissed. HOW COULD YOU LEAVE IT IN THERE?!?!?!?!?!? OMG!!!
Being without an ATM card sucks. I hope you get your card back soon.
Pet Peeve: It irks me when apostrophes are used incorrectly. It should be 1990s but most people write it as 1990’s. Mr. Glass’s car died today. (correct) Mr. Glass’ car died today. (incorrect since Mr. Glass is singular, but commonly used)
Have a wonderful day, Kristine.
Technically it is okay to say either 1990s or 1990’s. Both are grammatically acceptable. It is merely a preference thing.
“For groups of years, the apostrophe at the end cannot be regarded as necessary, since there is no possibility of misreading. For this reason, many authorities prefer 1960s to 1960’s, and 90s or ’90s to ’90’s.”
I’ve had many an English professor that prefers the apostrophe be left in.
This dog here looks like one we used to have called, “Blue”. She had 13 puppies. She was a black and tan coon hound. She ate my Raggedy Ann one weekend when we left her alone, I cried for weeks over that doll until someone finally sewed her back together, she looked like Frankenstein.
Maria –
“If the word ends in an s but is singular, practice varies as to whether to add ‘s or only an apostrophe. As a special case, Jesus’ is very commonly written instead of Jesus’s, even by people who would otherwise add ‘s e.g. James’s, Chris’s. Similar examples of notable names ending in an s that are often given a possessive apostrophe with no additional s include Dickens and Williams. In many publishing companies, a policy of always leaving off the additional s on any such name is adopted for consistency, but this can prove problematic when specific names are contradictory, for example St James’ Park in Newcastle (the football ground) and the area of St James’s Park in London.”
Whoa sister. You best buy your guardian angel some cookies. ; )