Am I?

You know when someone gets up and asks, “You want anything while I’m up?”

Am I the only one that REALLY wishes that people could go to the bathroom for you? you know, since they’re up anyway.

22 responses to “Am I?”

  1. LeafGirl77 Avatar

    As a kid my mom and I would joke about taking each other’s bladders to the washroom.

    Let’s just accept that we’re both weird. OK?

  2. Monkey Avatar

    nope…you are not the only one…

    i wish someone would get out of bed at 3am to pee for me…but no…i have to do that myself… *sigh*

    peace…

  3. Becca Avatar
    Becca

    No . . . I sit and wait until I can’t hold it anymore. It is just a pain to have to get up to go.

  4. Suzie Avatar

    Absolutely, positively NOT! I actually ask the Hubs to go pee for me ALL.THE.TIME. He just shakes his head and walks away…bastard ;-)

  5. Angi Avatar

    Nope!! It’s SO inconvenient to get up off the couch just to go pee…

  6. kalki Avatar

    Totally. I can’t count the number of times I’d said, “Hey Rob, take a piss for me while you’re up, wouldja?” (The most disturbing part of that admission is that I say ‘take a piss’ isn’t it?)

  7. Tammy Avatar

    Especially while the Sopranos is on.

  8. MrsDoF Avatar

    You have someone who asks “You want anything while I’m up?” Can I come live at your house?
    Or better yet, you come see if you can train my guys. I had to give up years ago!

  9. Boob Sweat Avatar

    I’m there with you! I’ve actually asked the cat…Of course he gives me the “tail”.

  10. Adrienne Avatar

    Now I know that *I* am not the only person that wishes others could go to the bathroom for me!

  11. Melanie Avatar

    I do this all the time, yet it never works. My husband will go in a try for me, but I still have to go. So much for the theory that they are our other half. Obviously not the half with our bladders!

  12. Catheroo Avatar

    I’m another one of those who waits until the last minute. Then I dance over to the bathroom.
    So it would be nice if someone could take care of that for me, yeah!

  13. Casey Avatar

    I wish that all the time – and in fact, I’ll be so bold as to say it. :)

  14. cristin in NJ Avatar

    totally not alone in this

  15. kami Avatar

    That would be so nice.

  16. Cindy Avatar

    Oh no! I *so* do that, too! In fact, I used to say it to Shannon when she was little, and she’d crack me up because she’d say “Mom! I don’t contain your pee!” LOL! (She was like…3 years old.)

    So now, we do the whole “I don’t contain your pee” as a joke now, when we’d REALLY like for someone to go to the bathroom for us.

  17. kerri anne Avatar

    Yes, if I could bestow my powers of peeing upon another, I would do that probably every day. : )

  18. song Avatar

    I so beat bucky to posting about adult nappies in response to this :)

    two words – ADULT DIAPERS

    why is everyone looking at me funny? and why do all my friends look at me funny when I say it out loud?

  19. Denise Avatar

    Yes, I do wish that. Right now.

  20.  Avatar
    Anonymous

    I nearly snorted coffee out my nose when I read this one–but it’s true–I wish someone could do that for me sometimes–y’know get it done and over with!

    Thanks for the giggle Kristine!

  21. Effie Avatar

    This made me nearly snort coffee out my nose–thanks for the laugh! but it’s true–often I wish someone could just get that done and over with for me!

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