• Claiming my lost cell phone at Costco

    “Hurry. They are going to close soon.”
    “Kristine, they JUST closed. Look at all the cars.”
    “Oh, okay good. I get to gettttt myyyyy ppppphonnnnneeeee.”
    “It looks like the Entrance door is closed…”
    “That’s okay, i’ll just go through the ‘i’m just leavin‘ door.”
    “….that or, ‘The Exit’ works too.”