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    Holy crap the medication is SO kickin’ in…

    I think Shaun has taken every medication we have in our cupboards.  He has been doped up on Benedryl, Motrin, TheraFlu, Zicam and we even pulled out the big boy and gave him Codine.   Now, i’m no light weight, but I would be OUT if I had ingested that much medication in the last 24 hours.  Nope, not my lil’ trooper. He’s all doped up and still coughing. I could do what my mom use to do to my dad when he was doped up, but the Rocklin Police have been to my house too many times for stupid things. I mean, how do you explain to the boys…

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    Happy Almost 2007, everyone.  Shaun here, wrapping up the last SPF of 2007.  Kristine is doing much better, which signals an end to me hosting for awhile.  I’m getting sick and am heavily medicated, so if I begin to drift or spell strangely, you’ll know why.  I’m the worst sick person in the world, just like to be left alone under the porch to die.  So, before the medicine causes me to pass out on the keyboard…… 1. Something that you won’t have in your home in 2007 The Random and Odd look will change early in 2007.  It’s roots are showing, and in need of a makeover. 2. Something…

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    Last SPF of 2006!!!! Hey everyone……Shaun here. Kristine has come out of the closet (insert joke here). She’s easing onto laptopping again, so I’m finishing up 2006 for her. Since everyone did well following instructions and complimenting my blog-hosting skillz (see, I used a ‘z’ to keep my street cred), I’ll keep this last SPF simple for everyone. 1. Something that you won’t have in your home in 2007 2. Something random and odd 3. 07…..pick seven of something. Or with the number 7. Whatever. Be creative. Now play so you will have some momentum going into the new year!!

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    Best one so far…

    Merry Christmas Everyone!!! We hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday! **Updated Message** I got the best gift ever this year. I had my children, my step children, my husband, his ex-wife and my ex husband for a wonderful Christmas Eve dinner made by the awesome, hardworking people at Boston Market. On plastic plates and with plastic forks we had our wonderful dinner together.  Not an awkward moment anywhere.  It felt PERFECTLY ‘right’. This year was all about learning about messages, finding how much the human spirit can handle, finding out how much love and learning could be found just sitting on the couch with a cup of a…

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    moved…not locations, just in my heart. I am moved.

    I got a package from a friend today.  I opened the package and inside were many children’s books. I flipped through the pages and then read the label that came with all the books.  She mentioned that it was her favorite or this one inspired her and so going through them I looked at them through her eyes and it was so very special. One of the books was called, “Ish”.  As I was reading it I would think she wrote the book herself. She is very ISH.  I felt good after reading it because I realized, I was a little ISH too. We had to run out to the…

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    HOLY SHIT SHERLOCK!

    DIAMOND EARRINGS!  a halfa carat each!  I am afraid to wear them and have them fall off or make my earlobes drag down to the floor!  I feel all fancy though. I don’t know how he kept them without telling me. Whenever  I have a surprise for someone I walk on my tip toes and talk in a high voice. :)  Thanks honey!!

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    What’s up, everyone…Shaun here.  I know, you miss the boobs.  She’s actually doing much better, actually left the closet for the big, bad living room.  The laptop has returned and has been reunited with her.  They spent most of the afternoon bonding.  So you should have her back shortly. Onto the assignment………… One Ornament We got this Random and Odd ornament last year and LOVED it.  It makes no sense whatsoever, so it’s front and center on the tree.  Santa with sequin pants and a feminine frog.  Now THAT’S Christmas. Something Stuffed in a Stocking Mooshu did NOT like this.  At all. One Gift. I’m not sure what this one…

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    One email from everyone that reads this site would be awesome…

    Now that Mario Garcia has been found guilty, the next step is his sentencing. Judge Gaddis will impose Garcia’s sentencing on January 11th. The Family & Friends of Christie Wilson ask for your support in writing to Judge Gaddis to encourage him to impose the Maximum Sentence allowable on Mario Garcia, who continues to show NO remorse, No accountability and REFUSES to disclose Christie’s whereabouts. Garcia continues to also lie about his involvement in the assault of Wendy Ward and is telling media that he never used the gun…that it was made up. This has been Garcia’s M.O. for the past 25 years. He is the most violent of criminals…

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    Twas a few days ‘fore Christmas (or…insert Decemberish holiday that doesn’t offend you), and computers are humming. You need an assignment, without one you’re bumming. Your hostess is curled in the closet, near dead While visions of laptops dance in her head (fucking H.P). When all of a sudden, on Random and Odd, A substitute teacher, an obvious fraud (or hero who saves old asian ladies, whichever you choose to call me). I’ll be nice for Kristine, and all of you whiners Who aren’t professional photographers or graphic designers. OK, this poem sucks. It ends here. Your assignment, should you choose to accept: 1. One decoration. Pick an ornament, or…