my cell phone doesn’t work from where I am. so I am going to have drunk dial from the hotel room.

Damn that took like ten minutes to write.

um, shaun is out of town on business and I wrote that without a single mess up. and I decided it was time to come visit him and get  my freak on. we found a could black perosn bar and they werrrrrees oooooo nice ot us. I had a coupel caple captain and cokes and theywere sooooooooooooooooo strong. the black epopel taught me how to dance and I was so happy. I cam back to the hotel and threw up two of them.  Now I decided that I needed to tell you all about the phone.

My spell checkc is gong nuts. i better go.

Wish me luck.

Kristine` seeiorusly intoceixaatecid.