My dad was telling Lester about a book on “Figuring out women”.  They were in the front seat yuckin’ it up.
He looks back and says, “I got you about half figured out.”
I raise my eyebrow, “What have you got figured out? give me an example.”
He says, “Oh no, i’m not telling you!”
I ask why and both my dad and Lester say, “because you’ll change it then!”
Then he said something that made me laugh, “Right now I have a chance that you’ll just change something I haven’t figured out yet.”
I didn’t tell him, but he probably has me more figured out than I have him.   Sometimes he just does shit that makes me go, “who are you?!”