172 miles on 4 gallons of gas.
She may not be pretty, have shocks and struts, have any kind of cushion in the drivers seat, a stereo with more than a cassette player and speakers that make everyone sound like Lawrence Welk. She may have a windshield wiper bar that will randomly turn on the wipers if the air conditioner blows on it too hard. She can be passed by a moped if she is running said air conditioner.
It might take about 15 minutes longer than most cars to get up a hill, is held together with bread ties, hockey tape and bubble gum and has a side mirror that at any moment will fly right the hell off…
She may not be pretty, but she gets some REALLY great gas mileage!
Suck it Prius!
4 responses to “Penny…”
LMAO! Thats what Im talking about sister! Screw the new cars and obscene car loans. And at least your ass has AC! So I say move over biatches. Time to let the die hards roll through!
Penny just rolled over to 250,600 miles though and she’s been having this rattling cough for awhile so I try to take it easy on her. The funeral in Shingletown couldn’t be avoided.
Me thinks I would look hawt driving a big ass yellow hummer. Oh wait, I couldn’t afford the windshield wiper fluid, let alone the gas! :)
That wasn’t all downhill, was it?
I drive a 94 Chevy cavalier that was in a garage fire and has rust on the roof, gets better gas mileage then this new shit on the roads! Has no a/c and crank windows but with the price of gas I’ll take it!