Penny…

172 miles on 4 gallons of gas.

She may not be pretty, have shocks and struts, have any kind of cushion in the drivers seat, a stereo with more than a cassette player and speakers that make everyone sound like Lawrence Welk.   She may have a windshield wiper bar that will randomly turn on the wipers if the air conditioner blows on it too hard.  She can be passed by a moped if she is running said air conditioner.
It might take about 15 minutes longer than most cars to get up a hill, is held together with bread ties, hockey tape and bubble gum and has a side mirror that at any moment will fly right the hell off…

She may not be pretty, but she gets some REALLY great gas mileage!

Suck it Prius!

4 responses to “Penny…”

  1. Tabitha Worley Avatar
    Tabitha Worley

    LMAO! Thats what Im talking about sister! Screw the new cars and obscene car loans. And at least your ass has AC! So I say move over biatches. Time to let the die hards roll through!

  2. Kristine Avatar

    Penny just rolled over to 250,600 miles though and she’s been having this rattling cough for awhile so I try to take it easy on her. The funeral in Shingletown couldn’t be avoided.

    Me thinks I would look hawt driving a big ass yellow hummer. Oh wait, I couldn’t afford the windshield wiper fluid, let alone the gas! :)

  3. joeinvegas Avatar

    That wasn’t all downhill, was it?

  4. Lisa Avatar
    Lisa

    I drive a 94 Chevy cavalier that was in a garage fire and has rust on the roof, gets better gas mileage then this new shit on the roads! Has no a/c and crank windows but with the price of gas I’ll take it!