my ex…the guy I sent to Utah to live for the rest of his days…has seen my blog. I can’t say he ‘reads’ it, but he’s seen it.
So I think that pretty much covers all my ex’s that read my blog, minus my first boyfriend, Ethan.
This ex boyfriend left a message saying that; even though he’s not gay, he wants everyone to vote for Ace. I had to call him.
Ring, Ring.
“Hello, this is Utah.”
“You know how I know you’re gay?” I ask.
“Shut up.” he laughed.
“You sent out a mass email asking them to vote for your boyfriend!”
It was childish and totally non-PC, but i’m only 12 years old 40% of the time.
It turns out that Utah grew up next door to Mr. Crazy Catipillar Eye. So, geez…if it wasn’t enough that Ace is hot – my ex thinks you should vote for him.
*I* on the other hand have changed my toon just a bit. I loves me some Taylor. You know I do! but uh…I have watched Chris Daughtry sing “Fuel” like 9 times in one day.
Cat’s Blog is a MUST MUST MUST (all the time) right now. Even if you don’t like American Idol, you will read her blog because the way she describes everyone. How she writes. How she makes you love and hate certain people. How she makes you giggle.
and if you haven’t guessed it, i’m not doing the greatest right now. Bear with me through this tough time.
*please – no ‘you hate gay people’ hate mail. Everyone knows I am all about hot gay lovin’, my bestest friends are gay. So shut your email programs.
(yes, I will still get, ‘you hate gay people’ email even though I wrote that last line)
18 responses to “another one.”
I’m so naive to think that no one I know will ever find me on the internet, aren’t I? It seems like a really, really big place and most people I know can’t find their way out of a paper bag, so HOW will they ever find me on the WWW?
Chris is HOT as fuck.
Ace is HOT as fuck
and I LOVE ME SOME Taylor.
I just saw who got voted off too…
hehehehe
Why do you hate gay people?
Sorry I could not resist.
I know nothing of these people because I am the one person in the US who does not watch AI. Begin the stoning.
((((HUGS))))
You and I both love gay people. It’s all good.
*lightly tossing tiny pebbles at SFG*
i’ll be nice, but you better jump on this damn bandwagon AND SOON!
I’m afraid to go check Cat’s blog to see if she updated the men part of the blog…I wanna go see, but I don’t want it to be spoiled who got voted off.
Someone tell me what the last thing she posted, minus the verdict.
please.
Ok, so you know how Kelli’s blog dosent remember you? Ya, well yours does not remember me!! UGH! Oh well, small price to pay to comment; my auto complete works so its not so bad.
Then, SFG STOLE MY LINE!! I was so gonna say- why do you hate gay people. Damn it!
Hugs and more hugs to you!
I love Ace. Can’t stand Taylor. Now I want to read Cat’s blog, but you didn’t link it, and I don’t know what it’s called, so I can’t. Help!
Why do you hate me again????
I always thought you kind of had a little “thing” for me????
Friggin A! Why do I have to work all the damn time and still get my cable cut off so I can’t DVR my shows?
P.s. I heart you
Kristine I wanted to say thank you for dropping by. Thank you so much for the hugs. To answer your question about running folks down everyday.. I have thought about it and my luck would be I’d be the one dispatched to treat them. Karma. I appreciate the love and will keep you all posted. I will also try to keep it light over at my place. I have to admit though that I have NEVER seen an episode of American Idol. Oh the shame. I will follow blindly at your recomendation and start to watch. Thanks again
It cracks me up when you talk about your ex.
Get to feeling better!
This is actually the first season that I have watched. Only thing is, I can’t watch on Tues or Thurs, so I DVR. So I know which broad booted before I actually see the performance. I know, half assed backward, but at least I like gay people.
I want to read Cat’s blog like you say, but I can’t find it! Please help me, and I’ll go hug a gay person on your behalf.
Love you! (((((HUGS)))), woman. Hang in there.
You know how I know your gay….
Gotta be the best line ever – my husband and I play it all the time!
I’ve been lurking for a little while now – great stuff!
I am totally with you on the Taylor thing. He just has… something about him. It’s definitely not physical (ew), but his voice… and his spastic nature really intrigue me. I can’t wait to see what type of music he would write on his own, I bet it would be amazing.
Hi Kristine. I’ve been reading your blog off and on for awhile now. I love your stuff! I think I got yor link from Kami’s site.
And I too love that Taylor guy. He reminds me of Joe Cocker. He is great. It would be amazing if he wins!
You gay hate people!
You pay gate people!
You skate like the Village People!
Whatever.
I don’t even watch American Idol. I’m far too intellectual and mature.
I watch reruns of the Dukes of Hazzard instead.