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I put some Broadway nails on tonight. I glued all of my fingers together. I had to gnaw myself free and then I got glue ON.MY.TEETH.

Shaun and Tyler wanted me to watch ” 24 ” with them tonight and I have found the only way to get me to stick to the couch and watch the whole thing is to glue myself down. If I have something to do while watching TV, i’m more prone to watch the show.
24 is a great show. I watched it a couple seasons ago and I really liked it, but I don’t want to commit to yet another television show. The people who wrote ” 24 ” know how to get people to watch though. Bastards.

After the show I realized I had a memory card full of potentially cool shots from mini-golf tonight. When I sat down to download I ran my fingers through my hair and I guess I had some undried glue under my nails. I now have a bald spot and hairy fingernails.

Martin Luther King day is tomorrow. To me, this is one hell of an important day. If you write about him, please comment so I don’t miss what you have to say.
Dennis and Mini-Pissy are going to be here, but I want to take some time to write about his words and what they mean to me…I hope to God my thumb isn’t still glued to my pinky by then!